JINGLE BELLS
these are few 'jingle bells'. made up by ppl.
if ya can be bothered to make 1 up let us have it!!
jingle bells, bias-is-a-girl, the rover stalled again.  he so dreary, even failed his theory. now he has no freinds.
HEY!!
his subs are poo his subs are poo, is there anything he can do? over five hundred pound on his shitty sound, which makes us all go wa-hoo.
OHH!!
hes a tart, hes a tart, hes an old man tart, u'd better get paying coz i can keep sayin hes a grandad fart!
HEY!!
jinlge bells, jingle bells, bias is definelty a girl.  he drives a rover no better than a nova. wot more 'ovas' can i say?
SOO!!
dont you mock the beetle rocks \m/, not like your dirty old box!., i know its a 1.4 and flys when u hit the floor, but theres nothing like cruising, when my bass is booming, unlike your shitty 4 door!

by Lol
Jingle bells, steven smells, laurence flew away.
hes so skinny , i could eat pizza's, every minute of the day, hey!!
steven loves lol, lol loves steven, is there anything we can do?, they feel and touch each other, which makes us all go EEEWWW.
OHHHHH>>
they are gay, they are gay, they are really gay.
better get running before they start coming, u know what im trying to say.!...hey..batty boys , batty boys u are both batty boys...shag a bit here, shag a bit there. but nowhere near my hair. AIIIIRRR!
OH, go home, go home.. you really have no freinds, shitted up beetles and pooped up fiesta's.really dont make a menze....

by tobias
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, met Gollum yesterday, so did moe he's a ho, we know that he is gay, HEY!

I love blonde girl, i love blonde girl, moe has chicken pox.steve loves billie, moes got a small willy, hes got a mouldy cock. HEY!

Toby's forehead, Toby's forehead, measured by the mile, he's in denial, that he's on trial for being a paedophile, SO!

I can't think of anything else to write so fuck off.

By Pete!!
(ps blonde girl u are fine!)