For the second bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  

For the third bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  

For the fourth bug of Christmas, 
my manager said to me  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  

For the fifth bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Ask for a dump  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  

For the sixth bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Reinstall the software  
Ask for a dump  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  
For the seventh bug of Christmas, 
my manager said to me  
Say they need an upgrade  
Reinstall the software  
Ask for a dump  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  

For the eighth bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Find a way around it  
Say they need an upgrade  
Reinstall the software Ask for a dump  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  
  
For the ninth bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Blame it on the hardware  
Find a way around it  
Say they need an upgrade  
Reinstall the software  
Ask for a dump  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  

For the tenth bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Change the documentation  
Blame it on the hardware  
Find a way around it  
Say they need an upgrade  
Reinstall the software  
Ask for a dump  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  

For the eleventh bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Say it's not supported  
Change the documentation  
Blame it on the hardware  
Find a way around it  
Say they need an upgrade  
Reinstall the software  
Ask for a dump  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.  

For the twelth bug of Christmas,  
my manager said to me  
Tell them it's a feature  
Say it's not supported  
Change the documentation  
Blame it on the hardware  
Find a way around it  
Say they need an upgrade  
Reinstall the software  
Ask for a dump  
Run with the debugger  
Try to reproduce it  
Ask them how they did it and  
See if they can do it again.