By: me and some people from the Oz unofficial forum.

Sister Pete: Fuck off, McManus, ya cocksucker!

Diane Whittelsey: "I'm going to make a smart life decision today."

Keller: "Hey, Toby ... If I knock out this wall, we could put a breakfast nook in the pod."

Alvarez: "That was a mighty fine glass of piss. May I have another?"
or
"My oh my, how I love getting stabbed. Stick me again, please!"

Pancamo: "Hold on a sec while I go potty."

Vern: "Those were figgidy phat beats, yo. Lay down another funky track."

Miss Sally: "And a special Miss Sally hello to all you sex-crazed psychopaths watching my innocent kids' TV show!"

Cyril: "Mr. Rebadow, are you requesting instruction in the fine art of pugilism? Let me be of service."

Adebisi: "My, what a lovely lace doily!"

Dr. Nathan: "Ryan, I love you and forgive you! I was such a fool doubting your love for me. Now, let's do the horizontal mambo because I am now ovulating. And bring your intelligent younger brother along to watch, for he has much to learn. And Sister Pete too, she will be a witness to our love and she has a camcorder ..."

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