Who is your inner inmate? (An original personality test)
1.	If you were attracted to someone, you would most likely show it by: having their spouse/significant other whacked breaking their arms and legs offering them "protection" from an upcoming metaphorical "earthquake" delivering their mail...if ya know what I mean (((wink wink)))
2.	If you disliked someone, you would most likely show it by: stealing their cell phone, then having them whacked seducing them, then whacking them yourself jabbing them with an infected needle making them dress up in drag and sing for you
3.	If you were a dog, you'd be a(n) Irish Setter I don't know, but it would definitely be unneutered Black Labrador German Shepard
4.	The great love of your life would be a(n) Beautiful hispanic doctor Alluring but neurotic lawyer Sexy muslim with a white knit cap Charming madwoman on death row
5.	Pick a description that fits you best: I wear olive green tank tops and red underwear. My eyes sparkle, and I am well-endowed. I have a receding hairline and a nice smile. I like to wear wifebeaters that showcase my nipples. I have manic eyes and a lopsided hat that defies gravity. I am a towering black dude. I have buzzed white hair and one bad eye. My ass is very cute.