Who is your inner
inmate? (An original personality test)
   
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If you were attracted to
someone, you would most likely show it by: having their spouse/significant other
whacked breaking their arms and
legs offering them "protection"
from an upcoming metaphorical "earthquake" delivering their mail...if ya know what I mean (((wink wink)))
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If you disliked someone, you
would most likely show it by:
stealing their cell phone, then having them whacked seducing them, then whacking them yourself jabbing them with an infected
needle making them dress up in
drag and sing for you
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If you were a dog, you'd be
a(n) Irish Setter I don't know, but it would definitely be
unneutered Black
Labrador German
Shepard
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The great love of your life
would be a(n) Beautiful
hispanic doctor Alluring but
neurotic lawyer Sexy muslim with
a white knit cap Charming
madwoman on death row
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Pick a description that fits
you best: I wear olive green
tank tops and red underwear. My eyes sparkle, and I am
well-endowed. I have a receding
hairline and a nice smile. I like to wear wifebeaters that showcase my
nipples. I have manic eyes and a
lopsided hat that defies gravity. I am a towering black dude. I have buzzed white hair and one bad eye.
My ass is very cute.
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