| Quotes that I hold near and dear to my heart, they are all very deep and thought provoking of course. |
| Captian Spauling (Groucho Marx): "Well, art is art, isn't it? Still on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh...now you tell me what you know. Animal Crackers Pepe: "I am not a shrimp, I am a KING PRAWN!" Muppets from Space Pete: "I tell you what is, big city, hmmm? Live. Work, huh? But, only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples, is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So peoples is peoples. Okay?" Muppets Take Manhattan Dr. Teeth: "Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence!" The Muppet Movie Kermit: "What's happening?" Floyd: "At the moment, we're what's happening." The Muppet Movie Ted Logan when introducing Genghis Khan: "This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Ashman's Sporting Goods." Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Max Bialystock: "Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation." The Producers Maude: "Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You can't let the world judge you too much." Harold and Maude Margaret Cho: "I think the first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." I'm the One That I Want. Randall: "There's nothing more exhilarhating than pointing out the shortcomings of others." Clerks Isaac: "So what does, what does your analyst say? I mean, did you speak to him?" Mary: "Well, Donnie's in a come, he had a very bad acid experience." Manhattan |