Toucan Sam........what an odd bird. Who is he and why should we eat his strange sugerloopy rainbowtropical marshmellow/less cereal-type breakfast product.  The inconstancies in his character and his product are enough to make any consumer look twice before eating. "Toucan Sam" is a bird who lives in the amazon who goes on quests for his favorite cereal, froot loops. Flaw #1: Toucan Sam lives in the amazon, (the toucan's native environment) but his speech and accent is distinctly british.  Flaw#2: Toucan sam searchs the jungle for a cereal product which he readily endorses, but never has on hand(very suspicous). Flaw#3: When Toucan Sam finds the cereal it is never the same size, some times it is as big as he is, sometimes it is small enough to fit hundreds into a small treasure chest.  Flaw#4: Toucan Sam often finds froot loops growing on trees, froot loops do not grow on trees, froot loops are not even made from fruit, Froot is not how you spell fruit. Flaw#5: Sam always gets the cereal he searches for, but he never eats it. Sam "follows his nose where ever it goes, to the flavors of fruit, where ever it grows" Flaw#1: Sam follows the flavor with his nose, you cannot smell flavors and you cannot taste odors.  Flaw#2: He is searching for fruit, but only finds froot. Flaw#3: Sam sometimes finds new flavor froot loops, like melonberry swirl, Melons and berrys do not crossbreed and they definently do not swirl. Other Flaws: Sam is always telling us to try his stuff, kind of like another Sam COUGH *uncle* COUGH cereal or conspiracy? Who names themself after their species or genus?  Bird Sam-Human John Toucan Sam-Chinese John    !?????! Sam's wings are much too small to carry his huge frooty nose. Toucans cannot talk. When sam is chased by marshmellow sharks and piranhas he is bitten and exclaims "Ouch, who's eating who?!",  Sam should have said who's eating whom, and I thought the English were always proper. Toucan Sam is one of the few cereal cartoons whose cereal isn't named after him. Suck on that Sammy.