This page consists of the crazy things that go on in my head that i am constantly contemplating....or just wondering about...
 
1. I was thinking....how come one song can make you think for hours?
2. Have you ever watched your tongue move around in the mirror for a long time and it totally
freaks you out because its like it has a mind of its own?
3. Have you ever said something really funny that you know would have gotten a laugh but no one
heard you or at least you think no one heard you and you want to say it again but then again you
don’t because your afraid that the people with no sense of humor that did hear you will hear you
again and think your a moron....What do you do? Some people I have shared this with try the
"Bring it Up Again Method" where you try to bring the subject back up so you can get a chance
to say the funny thing again...or there is the "Sound Stupid Method" where you just say it
again and could care less if people thing your a moron .... or there is "Shew, I am a Moron"
that’s where you repeat what you were going to say in your head a couple times and you feel
lucky that you didn’t say it out loud because it sounds so stupid.
4. I talk to my self in the mirror....and I answer myself as well is this strange?
5. I don’t understand myself....am I the only person that would get answers wrong on a test entirely
about myself?
6. Do you ever buy a deodorant or a hairspray or something with a smell and use it at a camp
or something and then you buy something different when you get home or when you finish...and
then a while later you go back to the stuff you used before and it brings back memories? Haha
7. Do you ever think of something really funny in your head and just start cracking up? And if so
does it always seem to happen at the worst possible time?
8. Why do people care so much about what they wear and how they act and if they are popular
or not ? hmmmm
9. Don’t you think its funny how in elementary school when you would sign yearbooks and someone
would write "have a great summer" or something like that in your yearbook it was thought
to be really cool and it meant that they liked you or something....haha...but now in high school
if that’s all someone writes it means something like ....I hate you or who are
you...
10. Does anyone else dance in the mirror and look so incredibly stupid that they crack themselves up?
11. Have you ever been telling jokes and making yourself laugh ..then all of a sudden you scream
out "Quick gimme some glue cause I’m cracking myself up!!" because I haven’t...
12. Why do they have Honey Wheat Wheatables...why aren’t they just Honey Wheatables....you already know they have wheat because there Wheatables so why do they call it honey wheat...it must be those Keebler Elves ...those redundant little kooks!
OK this is some weird stuff that I just felt like writing...
   Lets see ....ok once me and Erica were in Ucrops and we saw one of the enormo Christina Agulara cardboard cut outs ....so we asked one of are friends that worked there if we could get one and he got us one so we were all exited and took it to one of our friends houses and let Christina stand at the door and the we went out to eat with her at Applebee’s and she was a hit...

Once when I was little me and my brother and my sister were bored and my mom was asleep so we decided to put a little rock about one and a half inches in diameter on her sternum...and when we did she woke up thrashing her arms and legs around screaming "Get it off ..I cant breath!!" HAHA that was extremely funny.

Me and my brother were at yard sales one morning and we found a whole grocery bag full of little stuffed Kermit the Frogs ...so we bought them all and hid them all over the house....mostly in places my mom would find them....it drove her crazy!! it was pretty funny. Ha we even taped one to the toilet seat so when she lifted up the lid....

For Christmas one year we had a pumpkin left over from Halloween and so me and my brother carved out a Christmas tree...set it on our porch...and called it a Crist-O-Lantern. That wasn’t that funny though.

When I was little and I was first starting to write and spell better I took a stack of post it notes and labeled like everything in the house. That was strange...why did I do that.