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| # | Chapter Name | Description | Author's Rating |
| - | Preface | An Introduction to the Book | «« |
| - | Foreword | A Foreword By the Author | ««« |
| 1. | The Opening | The Basics of the Community | ««« |
| 2. | The Principles | What Pakistanis Believe In | ««««« |
| 3. | Education, Education, Education | The Education System In Pakistan | «««« |
| 4. | The Police Force | What the Police Do and Why | «««« |
| 5. | The Judiciary | The Real Reason Why They Become Judges | ««««« |
| 6. | When Relatives Visit, Then Reside | Illegal Relatives | ««« |
| 7. | Benefits | What the Government Gives | ««««« |
| 8. | Business Partnerships | Why Do They Fail? | ««««« |
| 9. | Southall | The Main Holiday Destination | «««« |
| 10. | The Progression | The Dramatic Improvement of Pakistanis | ««« |
| 11. | Edhi: The NHS of Pakistan | How One Man Defeats All Odds | ««««« |
| 12. | Eid Prayers | Why Do They Only Attend Eid? | «««« |
| 13. | The Food | Absolutely Disgusting Habits | «««« |
| 14. | The Culmination | A Final Thought | ««« |
| - | Links | Highly Recommended Links | ««««« |
| - | About the Author | Information About the Author | ««««« |
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Preface
This book should excel in quality, precision, factualness, and thoughtfulness in the generalisation of text. The only reason for this is because of our experience in publishing after the successful ‘Life of Waqas Janjua.’ Let me remind you that this legend can still be bought for the bricklaying price of only £9.99.
This book's main target is to express the general secrets hidden from the white communities about the cultural inadequacy of the Pakistani community at large. Someone making bad architectural decisions usually hampers the regulation of such a community. The person responsible usually ends up becoming the chief Zulu officer in charge of the tribe.
The realm of the Pakistani community, is often found to be governed by the least intellectually and mentally acceptable candidates who, if they wished, could start a new religion whenever it felt appropriate.
This is the community, and these are the leaders. Nowhere will you find a comprehensive guide such as this to explain the pitfalls of the Pakistani community today. The lack of intelligence of the members of the community is often represented in a series of ways. All of these factors will be discussed thoroughly throughout the context of this book.
Some of the various factors include:
- Looking at a person at birth and deciding unequivocally whether they are clever or not.
- Following and respecting views held by the people who are richer or appear to be clever, but in actual fact they con the local community at large. These are the people who create these thoughts into the brains of the people who turn them into icons.
- People who have no intelligence of their own make all approximations of someone else’s intelligence when they have no right to express their definite yet false and inaccurate state of mind.
- The lack of common sense also occurs when viewing Hadiths, especially when an Imam quotes an Hadith relating to burning peoples' houses down, or praying for a whole minute to find your way to heaven.
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Foreword
This book gives an insider’s view of how it feels to be criticised and remarks made against you on a split second of you doing something odd, such as watching the television. People who start fights in the Pakistani community are regarded as clever due to them having an idea to deck someone. If the victim is very hurt by what has been done against them, the butcher is regarded as the most intelligent person in the neighbourhood - so much so that the wise men of the town or village come to him for inaccessible wisdom, from other sources. All these strange, mysterious phenomena are enlightened and are tried to be explained as knowledgeably as possible within the content of this book.
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Chapter One: The Opening
THE explanation of the unknown frightens every one, but when you know the unknown, and you still can not understand it, then you will find yourself in a predicament. Such are the reasoning's of the Pakistani community. They are of complete desolation of the facts that one would expect from a plainly knowledgeable society. This is what you will not find in this book. You will however find fascinating and hilarious facts about the information, which is given by the community such as the so-called "duff" business ideas to gullible people. The people recommending the business would not risk setting up the business for themselves. Even if they do run it, they are usually living in a council house in Broadmoor and having Colonel Gaddafi, of Libya, as their most loyal customer in the centre of Tripoli.
The main birth ritual for Pakistanis, is that of the creation of Pakistan, (the democratic republic) and the creation of their welfare state. On such days, the people make their birth place proud - cars horn, people shout and jump from bridges, to dilute consistent lare when eating a Pakistan 50th Anniversary cake.
In Bradford people are known to celebrate the birthplace they ran away from, by having paan-spitting contests in the despair of their only English neighbour, residing on the outskirts of town. If you wish to improve your English, then go to Karachi, that is of course if you reside in West Ham. If however, you support the football team, then there is no need for you to go, because the chances are that Urdu will be your 1st language.
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Chapter Two: The Principles
THE principles of the Pakistani community are not worth reverberating, but since I’m from Pakistani origin, I am severely tempted to do so. For a long time, killing Shias was a pastime for the majority of the Sunni-based KKK. Visa versa for Shia-based KKK.
Killing people because they do not give their land or mortgaged property to you when you ask politely, is a jungle-based disease first brought into the country by a Pakistani who contracted snow leopard based rabies in the mountains surrounding China.
Unfortunately, none of these symptoms have been found in recent violations of the animal kingdom practised by human pretenders. The majority of the police force often carries out burglaries in the back streets of Karachi, a city torn with widespread violence.
Fierce gang wars occur on a regular basis between Pakistanis in England. Such wars are created out of shear spite. They may continue for a few generations, until an armistice is comprehensively signed. Each offender puts a mortgaged house on the line.
In England however, the trademark of the Pakistani community has been that of fraudulent misconduct. Dodgyness is a key factor in the life of the Pakistani community. VAT does not have to be paid; insurance can always be over-claimed.
Even if this means burning £10,000,000 worth of stock in the Netherlands and permanently taking a holiday in Barbados, after you’ve pretended to be your brother, by shaving a large enough bold patch and going under the name of Sajjad Ahmed.
The Memmon people of Pakistan are among the most financially secure of the entire population. Although you wouldn’t realise why, when you see the amount of money which is flogged at a wedding ceremony, which in the London’s Central Mosque is said to take no more than ten minutes. The yearly-accumulated income is spent on it, leaving many of them poor seeking refuge in a run-down youth hostel (in the north of Liberia, with only Daoud songs to keep you happy).
97% of Pakistanis claim to be Muslim, although only 3% are. This is because the majority of the people on the dole, favour to show their faces at the mosque once every Friday (if you’re lucky. If not, then you have to wait for the first of Ramadan, to take a census of the skippers).
The mass feast is the pity of undesirability. This makes life extremely hard for the people who dare turn up. No bother is given to the invitees of the feast, with multiple people biding for food from the only three chapatti warmers and a bowl of rice serving 250 guests. Half of the attendees are too short to touch their knees, especially when considering limitations of the floor cloth, keeping invitees a safe 3½ metres away from the food.
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Chapter Three:
Education, Education, Education.
SO many people know the Pakistani community, especially the older members of the community, are not well known for their high levels of educational success. This point is made blatantly obvious when you listen to the unfound and in most cases untrue remarks that they make. Classical examples of this are when many of these more respected members of the community decide at birth who is intelligent and who isn’t. How can someone tell by looking at your face that they are more intelligent than the next person is? This of course is a load of crap at a high stupidity level. A person apparently who for the most part would be considered a weirdo going shopping at 6:00 am and memorising the layout of the infrastructure of the local butter processing plant off by heart, is considered among the ranks of the Pakistani community as a person of unquestionable wisdom.
When a Pakistani man has a chat, the discussion, especially in Pakistan, is likely to be about the intelligence of the people he sees in the street. The point I am trying to make is an obvious one, when the man comes across three youths he will decide upon who is the most intelligent depending on who looks around the quickest. The man then decides that two of the three are extremely intelligent.
He has made a crap decision because the two of the three represent exactly the levels of literacy of the Pakistani community, with two thirds of the population unable to dream about reading or writing. Not only is this process of ‘picking’ a favourite unfair but it also labels other people incorrectly saying that they are not intelligent and do not have any mental capability often means that they will fulfil your labelling of them by ending up no-hoper’s.
The education system in Pakistan has been known in the past as a refugee camp due to people hiding under tables from teachers so that they are not toe-punted by Oustad Auranzeb. The school conditions are abominable and are worse off than swimming in the crocodile infested jungle in Lake Titicaca, during Peruvian summer time. 50 years after the creation of the welfare state, Pakistan thinks of education services as the Sultan of Brunei thinks about poverty.
Teachers, especially if you are in our friend Mr. Arunzeb’s class, can be a very painful and unpleasant adventure. Teachers are the most highly paid people after judges and policemen; this is because Mr. Auranzeb tells you after lessons to harvest his garden. A 10-acre plot, in the spacious suburbs of Islamabad, neighbouring Mr. Sharif of the Nawaaz variety. It is, as you can see, not such a highly paid job as policing the area, but then again you do get added extras such as doing no work whatsoever, unlike a policeman.
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Chapter Four: The Police Force
THE police force are as respected as Norman Lamont was on Black Wednesday. Many people in Pakistan try to retaliate, and get revenge for their misconduct. Their hard efforts usually fail, as all of the policemen are secretly grouped together conspiring on what to do next. It is well known that in Pakistan beating a corrupt policeman is like beating a polar bear that hasn’t had lunch for 12 years.
The police force is at the gravitational centre of corruption. Nothing is impossible in Pakistan so long as your back pocket has 500 cubic centimetres capacity. Whenever the police feel like it, they can pull you over at the side of the road, and charge you with 37 war crimes against humanity. We all know in some rare cases, they might even be true! After you have been charged with war crimes, you then show your back pocket; if there is enough, you will arrive safely at your destination. If not, they will get you to do the traditional chicken manoeuvre, until you admit doing it. The next day you will be in The Hague.
The Pakistani police force can do whatever they like, whenever they like. An example is when about three years ago, the police force decided to go on strike. On these days, the crime rate actually dropped by more than seven-eighths. Ha, ha, you believed me! But I can promise you that if this were the case, then it would most certainly be true. In other words, the police force is better off not being there, than being there.
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Chapter Five: The Judiciary
WE have now come to the most prosperous and corrupt system of the ‘democratic’ state. The judiciary is on the highest brink of civilisation downturn. It is at the forefront of making money with as little effort as possible.
In one story, a judge’s daughter was about to be married. At the court were the judge worked, a massive case was proceeding. The case was of two millionaires who were fighting over a large residential building, with 50 flats in the heart of Karachi. The judge very cheekily, but deceitfully, told one of the millionaires that if he produced a brand new Toyota Corolla with leather upholstery for his daughter's wedding present the next morning, the building would be his. The millionaire did exactly that. The judge saw him waving the keys on the opposite end of the court. The judge became judge, jury, and executioner, and saved himself 400,000 rupees in the process.
Even if you are Nawaaz Sharif, you will not be safe from the power of the judges who, even presiding in the jungles of Lahore, have the slyness to speak English to a Mongolian Arab prince who resides therein. Nawaaz Sharif of all people was arrested for no reason because he let the world know that all the judges in the country were as bent as an overused teaspoon. If you are a judge you are a millionaire; you do not enter the profession in search of national justice and democracy - quite the opposite - you are there for one reason and one reason only, to earn by backhanded means the palace you always wanted in Monaco, as well as the latest Rolls Royce you saw the Queen driving when entering Buckingham Palace.
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When Relatives Visit, Then Reside
RELATIVES from Pakistan, to England, are the ones you have to worry about because they may not leave. This has happened in the past and is likely to happen again in the future. Information about what pressures a legal family has to undertake when a so called 'visiting' family arrives, but never leaves, is fully documented in 'The Life of Waqas Janjua,' which is available from all sly book shops. Relatives especially of the Pakistani variety are a handful in themselves, they can be in some cases, a nasty piece of work. Your emotions when a nasty and spiteful relative visits are that of a cat when it is skinned. Relatives visiting from Pakistan are usually liable to act like animals sparing not a second to glance back at the immediate damage they have caused.
Acting like animals behind the scenes is not a new thing for people of the Pakistani variety especially those who arrive from rural areas or from cities (this includes everyone) such as people from Lahore, Jhelum and Karachi. Animal-like behaviour originates from people who are Pakistani - this is more the case when their parents allow for them to act like animals in other peoples houses - when they visit them every second week. It is a terrible experience but it is also almost suicide provoking. When such people visit it’s bad enough believe me, I’ve been there.
This is a time when you have to do a lot of soul searching, when you try to accept the lare that is thrown at you by members of the visiting family. Lets be honest we, members of the civilised society, would be ever respectful of the people and families who would support and look after us in another country. This however is not the case for families, which arrive from Pakistan. Oh no! Pakistani families have a different way of showing their gratitude. For 5 years in my case of treating them as members of my immediate family and preparing and cooking for them a feast for each of the days they reside in the house. What gratitude and respect is shown: none, no thank you, no show of any gratitude or respect whatsoever. This would be bad enough but the story does not end here. In this case the children of the visiting family as soon as they arrive, think that it is their house, and lock us out from the television room where the children choose to reside.
Since setting foot on English soil the children started to swear at my brother and me. While this was going on, I had to do twice as much work as usual because nobody in the visiting family could be bothered to do any work. This was of course while I was being called swear words such as cadra, (meaning transvestite), donkey, and other swear words which I couldn’t hear, and could be only be understood by a Mongolian Arab prince living in the jungles of Lahore.
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Chapter Seven: Benefits
A top dog member of the Pakistani community is able to have at his status the strength of perfecting the art of ‘benefit sucking’ as it is known in the trade. Mansions aside, benefit sucking can be a very personal problem; there have been stories about people asking for lifts to Luton and not visiting the same person again.
I know of many cases where people have had a tremendous amount of benefit sucked from them. There have been situations when a lawn mower is borrowed and never returned or is used to mow the lawn of another garden by the owner. This is a common disease inherited from a 12th century monk who caught diarrhoea and used someone else’s toilet while preaching at the foothills of K2.
‘Benefit sucking’ does not just involve the charismatic Pakistani community in this country, but also the rest of the entire British population and all NHS and DSS management officials. This is because most Pakistani immigrants can only be bothered to stay on the dole. This is because they feel that the DSS is there for no other reason than to anticipate when people are bothered to work and when they are not; in such a case they have the right to be supported fully. This is why everyone is affected because £100 billion of tax money is given to them every time they resign to find it easier to stay on the dole rather than working.
Pakistanis are fraudulent by nature. They play mind games with the government over what benefits they deserve or may not deserve, as the case may be. The majority of the benefits are claimed without reason. This may mean that the person is fine and while driving down the M1 at 90 mph decides to go on holiday to Pakistan every fortnight. This person therefore is likely to be claiming disability allowance for no reason.
People such as these are common within the Pakistani community and are, in affect, road hogs with a hospital bed to go to. As well as the hospital bed they are also able to cheat the government out of disability allowance when they play tennis with the Chancellor of the Exchequer.
Benefits that have been sucked include everything from double disability to mental allowance. Many people involve their whole families in cheating the government; this happens when at least two members of the family claim to be disabled. The benefit given is known as Double Disability Allowance.
The top dog position for the congratulation of the entire community can occur when the top benefit is claimed. This is a highly treasured rank of benefit sucking; this is of course Mental Allowance. Mental Allowance is easy to claim provided you have enough skill at hand.
Firstly, you have to apply for it and then you have to endure 24 hours with a madman sleeping on the upper bunk. Although you have to watch out for him biting your hand, it is not too difficult. Then, an injection has to be taken in case the madman on the upper bunk bites. The injection is not known by the Broadmoor catering staff to affect a sane being, although if it does, who cares. I certainly don’t.
The benefits on the other hand, are glorious. This may include a 256-room mansion in the inner city area of Hong Kong with two telephones, and a mobile in each room, including a garage overlooking a 22-acre golf course. Pension schemes going into hundreds of pounds per week, are peanuts in comparison to the money you normally earn pretending to be mad.
Medicines will be given to you literately by the dozen, although this doesn’t affect you, because you’re not really insane, only clever and corrupt. The important thing to always remember is never to take the medicine; otherwise you’ll be the one on the upper bunk.
This is obviously a sad and unfair thing to do, although it is widely accepted in the Pakistani community. In most cases is even congratulated, as to say that they have deceived the government and managed to increase dramatically their style of living from the back streets of a Bradford Toilet Cleaners Association, to be the next aspiring governor to Hong Kong, Chris Pattern.
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Chapter Eight:
Business Partnerships
BUSINESS partnerships are notoriously dodgy in the Pakistani community. They always fail, and have one of the members charged with stealing money and VAT fraud. The other member seeks shelter under a North London Bridge, hoping that the Jews will fall for his story.
A Pakistani business partnership is a better way to lose your money than buying a share in The GM Factory. If you invest, thinking your partner will stay in this country, you’ll be wrong. He will be out to Singapore in the next plane. You won’t see him again.
The better side of the partnership is that you might be the one who runs off with the money. In this case you’ll become prosperous, leaving your partner under the bridges. It would be hard for the police to track you down especially if you are fortunate enough to go to a corrupt place such as Pakistan.
All Pakistanis do the same businesses these are:
- A newsagent shop and corner shops
- A greengrocers shop
- A taxi business
- An Indian restaurant
The dole has the highest profit margin because all you invest is a walk down Higham Hill for five minutes, wait in a 20 long queue (most of which speak Urdu), and sign at the counter and collect you rations.
Of course the black man sitting at the counter tells you off, but who wouldn’t? Every time you get someone off the dole you get an added bonus of five grand. You then get your Social Security book stamped and your money delivered, either in cash or directly into your Branch of the Hong Kong Shanghai Banking Corporation (HSBC) account. The feeling if you get away with another week on the dole is superior to any other. You have actually made money from doing nothing. It’s better to be on the dole than putting your finances in the hands of a dodgy Pakistani immigrant who, as of yet, does not know how to use a MacLean's toothbrush.
Businesses run by Pakistanis are destined to fail because, unlike their English counterparts, they do not envisage the market for corner shops or Indian takeaways to ever degenerate. The basic reason for this is because they are stupid and have about as much business sense as a financial advisor in the capital city of Guam. People starting businesses in the Pakistani community feel that they can embark on a business costing a good few hundred grand when they reside on the dole. Of the most gullible are those who get sucked into doing businesses which the chief gold burner of the GM Factory recommends.
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Chapter Nine: Southall
THIS is the flavour for the Pakistani community living in the South of the British Isles, spreading out into mainland Europe.
The main holiday centre from all European based immigrants of the Pakistani variety, is that of the heavily infested Southall. It is now a thriving Asian heartland in greater London and is strictly inhabited by the Pakistani community at their worst. When, or if you decide to go to Southall, you will only play one game; spot the white man. If you do not succeed, do not be disappointed, be ecstatic. This can only mean that the solar eclipse has not damaged your eyes.
All you see in Southall is a variety of Pakistani merchants selling day-old mangoes, then suddenly there is an oil boom and mango prices go up ten-fold: at least that’s what the bent sod tells you. This is how the word mango was created due to unfair asking prices resulting in the man buying the mangoes to go away (because of the price). There is an aroma (of paan) and an atmosphere of 200,000-megawatt speakers trailing out of a 12 tonne galvanised steel lorry, circumnavigating the town. The atmosphere cannot be reproduced anywhere outside the Indian sub-continent. You can smell for miles around (apart from the paan), savoury dishes such as somosas and pokoras. Even right-wing politicians such as John Major and the ubiquitous Margaret Thatcher, could not resist a ‘Halal’ burger, from a Sikh who named himself 'Abdullah.'
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Chapter Ten: The Progression
ALTHOUGH we have highlighted in this book the pitfalls of the Pakistani community, there is however, a positive side to the story. Many Pakistanis of the new generation have found it easier to put aside their forefathers’ sins such as basing decisions on nothing other than their stupidity. The education system, no matter how crap, has been successful in leaving Pakistani animal behaviour back in the country where it belongs.
Britain has proved to be a country where many Asians are able to be successful without being more bent than a post-Uri-Geller-teaspoon. Even newly arriving animals from Pakistan are able, in the space of a decade or two, to become normal human beings (apart from the people going back in a few months time).
Pakistanis are now able to understand all the things that their forefathers did, and are still doing, are mainly out of order. Now many Pakistanis of the second generation are able not to lie about their insurance cover and pretend they cannot find a job, and claim the relevant allowance to meet their needs.
In the second generation, no one copies the same business ideas as each other and many now instead of working on the production line of Boots, manage it. The extent of growth is exceptional, which has led many Pakistanis to be highly respected and educated in modern Britain.
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Chapter Eleven:
Edhi: The NHS of Pakistan
DUE to the normal bother by senior government ministers in the Pakistani parliament, no action is taken for any type of natural disaster or illness; anyone may suffer. Instead of the NHS, Pakistan has only one person to support their medical needs, his name: Abdul Sitr Edhi. Edhi is a man who creates the idea of a quarter decent health service. The government’s response is wasteful; it is sending the national camera crew to view the scene of a large natural disaster when they send aid a decade later. The aid from the government is practically non existent, whereas Edhi is able to provide more than a few loaves of Hovis white bread, which is well overdue.
The whole official National Health Service of Pakistan is nothing more than a group of glorified rangers who left their toy guns at home. These rangers, of course, are not tempted in the slightest to hug trees. Most doctors, although widely respected by the Pakistani community, offer about as much support as a piece of bunji-jumping equipment which snapped yesterday. The majority of the doctors will not operate on anyone unless they have sufficient amount of money on their person.
Edhi is the man on the street, he knows literately how it feels to get blown away and then be refused help. Edhi however has set up a National Health Service (the largest in Asia) in Pakistan, and due to his efforts is widely respected throughout the world.
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Chapter Twelve: Eid Prayers
EID prayers, is the height of Pakistani gathering, these are among celebrations of the creation of the welfare state and the 50th Anniversary of Pakistan. Usually people break their New Year’s resolution by mistakenly glancing at a mosque. On Fridays, the normal people that show their faces during office hours are sitting in the mosque facing backwards. These are usually the people in the community who claim Double Disability and who reside on the dole. Eid in itself can be reasonably well felt in a Pakistani community. The way in which you will experience these celebrations is being waked up at 6 O’clock in the morning and hear a range of different car horn sounds - mostly D-Reg Japanese models. The day iis very special as everyone brings out their best office shirts and wears them.
The amount of people in the mosque is even stranger, because usually there is a group of a maximum of seven regular attendees. This figure dramatically increases as if by magic to the top dog seven hundred. The 693 irregular attendees struggle to find the mosque let alone the entrance. When people arrive, you meet people you haven’t seen during office hours for the last 23 ½ years. The way in which they are dressed varies from which province they come from, in other words all Pakistani dress. When you enter the mosque you realise you can’t. There is about as much space, as there is ice on the sun. The attendees themselves are surprised of the attendance, even those who warmed up a day earlier.
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Chapter Thirteen: The Food
PAKISTANI food habits are the only real physical evidence of New-Variant CJD. These habits seem questionable to the west, and should be kept well out of the public domain. The majority of Pakistani foods require to be submitted to 94% grease. This is mainly done, as many poor Pakistani villagers will tell you, to keep away the guests.
Culture, is one thing, disease is another. Many Pakistanis do not know the difference especially when they feel no shame when eating greasy rice with their hands. These types of weird eating habits can even be sustained when using a spoon, because there are people who eat pickle directly out of the jar (these people tend to be emaciated, and addicted to pickles). Such people only eat pickle, so as to have an excuse not to eat anything else due to a spicy tongue, hence their emaciation.
Table manners are unknown to the Pakistani community using cloths on the dinner floor (floorboards). When at a table on rare occasions, everyone has their elbows on the table. Although forks and knives are provided, they use only the primitive hand or spoon. Burping and farting are common malicious acts carried out by the most respected in the community. The disrespected members of the community yawn whilst eating a Tikka Masala, and face you when they cough or spit. In the majority of the foods there is too much sauce in the bowl resulting in your chapatti getting soggy before it’s time, and leaving you with your only option, of having a bowl of Classic American Coke.
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Chapter Fourteen:
The Culmination
PAKISTANIS are an abundant group of suckers, as can concluded from this book. Most Pakistanis are about as productive as a Portuguese asylum seeker in Peru. They are as responsible as the Pakistani government is, on health issues, when Edhi is away on holiday to Nicaragua after ‘Mitch’.
The most respected members of the community; namely doctors, provide nothing more than a 'pay or be patient' service, which is about as fair as a Pakistani judge, working in a Crown Court in Chad, while being the employee of the guilty defendant. The chance also of a Pakistani teacher, especially Oustad Auranzeb, of beating you, is one in one. He however, did a bad job, resulting in two of his three students, not being able to write ‘alif’ let alone ‘beh’. Cleverness in the Pakistani community can only be judged by the speed at which you look around. Or if you are sad enough to go to the shops at 6:00 am and discover the location of the local butter processing plant, and earlier on in the day the milkman had robbed your house.
It also appears to be O.K. if you take Mental Allowance even if you are as fit as a butcher’s dog; the only person who is mad in this is the government, which provides the handouts. Then there are the Pakistani immigrants who wear shawal-kameez during daylight hours and wonder about proudly in most town centres. This is worsened when the sane people choose what to buy at a supermarket while touching the products with their toe. It is no wonder that the chances of you being called ‘Paki’ increases dramatically, when such an incident is witnessed by an English git, waiting to pounce.
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Links
Dangerous Places - A great website on the world's most dangerous places. Terrific sense of humour used by the author to expose a whole host of countries. Naturally, Pakistan is included.
Submission - Submission.org is the only website that reveals true Islam and exposes the Islam of today. See the legendary Mathematical Miracle of the Quran for yourself. It is not recommended that you visit if you are a staunch traditionalist or if you are unable to accept an opinion that is not the same as yours.
Pakistan Government - The official government website of Pakistan. A great general resource but the content has a high level of propaganda taking attention away from the government's mismanagement.
Online Conversion - Convert just about anything to anything else such as length/distance, temperature, speed, volume, weight/mass, computer, date/time, cooking, angles, area, power, energy, density, force, pressure, astronomical, numbers, finance, miscellaneous, fun stuff, clothing, light, torque, viscosity, frequency, flow rate, and acceleration.
Universal Currency Converter - Convert nearly all the currencies in the world with this tool. When converting Great British Pounds (GBP) to Pakistani Rupees (PKR), note the horrendous inflation of the Rupee.
GeoCities - This webpage is hosted on GeoCities. It is an excellent way of having a website for beginners. GeoCities is very reliable, easy to use, and only requires an advert in order to remain free.
TCP.INT - Send a free fax to anywhere in the world using TCP's 'Remote Printing WWW Interface'.
Best Places - Get information on 3,000 American cities including city information, cost of living, school statistics, crime, climate etc.
Up My Street - Full information on neighbourhoods in the UK. Can be searched by town name or postcode.
Pambytes - One of the best websites for web designers. Huge range of free banners, buttons, borders, tiles, and image sets.
Cool Archive - Another free resource for web designers. Great for fonts, icons, clip art, animations, backgrounds, logo generation and much more.
Infoplease - Get information on almost anything. Includes an online dictionary, internet encyclopaedia, atlas, and almanacs.
Dictionary.com - It does exactly what it says on the tin.
Real Dictionary - Another site of definitions. Easy to understand examples of word usage.
Acronym Search - Over 45,000 acronyms can be searched. Includes a reverse lookup facility.
Trend Micro - Scan for viruses on your PC for free and automatically clean infected files.
Anonymizer.com - Make yourself anonymous on the internet.
Webshots - A massive database of over 40 million images. Great for desktop wallpapers.
TheGuestbook.com - Get a free guestbook for your website like my one. To sign my guestbook go to the top of this page.
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About the Author
Waqas Janjua is one of the most talented authors the Pakistani community has ever produced. He was born in Karachi, Pakistan, one of the world's major seaports in 1983. His parents moved to the United Kingdom when he was just seven years old.
At a young age his talents for writing were noticed not only by those close to him, but also those viewing from a neutral perspective. At the age of only 15, he wrote 'The Pakistani Community, Myths Aside.' He is now a renowned author and is highly ranked in the literacy arts and is pivotally influential within the Pakistani community in East London.
This brief book was the steppingstone of his short but illustrious career. He is now a prolific writer and has since written conformable, controversial and conspiracy-based books in a wide range of topics.
Nearly all his books published today are sold at a zero-profit margin to cover costs. Initially, Waqas speculated by even selling his books at a loss - in order to gain a wide circulation - he accumulated through speculation.
The pressure on Waqas to produce impressive books is relentless, but he always responds in a positive manner, keeping his large audience of fans waiting in anticipation for his next publication. His blend of honesty, humour, and creativity has earned him many admirers.
His dream is to see his Homeland free from governmental corruption that has plagued the country since its creation on the 14th of August 1945. He believes in the Pakistani people and knows they will achieve this monumental step that is vital for them and their Country to move forward into the new millennium which in itself will bring new challenges.
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THE PAKISTANI COMMUNITY - PREVIEW
Well, if you don’t buy this book, I’ll make sure you don’t buy another. If you enjoyed 'The Life of Waqas Janjua' then you’ll appreciate this book for raw remarks!
This book hides nothing from you, in fact it delivers as well as Ronaldo and Shevchencko against Motherwell, minus the keeper.
Many people throughout the Pakistani community have bought canes to lash us with, if we publish this book of the true facts about the Pakistani community.
This book is beyond a legend; it is required. Basically you’ll know how good this book is after you have read it and not before; so all I can do is give larey metaphors describing the hand crafted skill that has gone into this book.
You’ll have to loner not to buy this book at the brick-laying price of £19.98. Some examples of legendary quotes found within:
"Even if you are Nawaaz Sharif, you will not be safe from the power of the judges who, even presiding in the jungles of Lahore, have the slyness to speak English to a Mongolian Arab prince who resides therein."
And,
"Killing people because they do not give their land or mortgaged property to you when you ask politely, is a jungle-based disease first brought into the country by a Pakistani who contracted snow leopard based rabies in the mountains surrounding China.
Unfortunately, none of these symptoms have been found in recent violations of the animal kingdom practised by human pretenders."
And,
"On Fridays, the normal people that show their faces during office hours are sitting in the mosque facing backwards."
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Pakistan - The Community. Welcome to the official site on Pakistani Community, Society, Culture and Tradition. We will have a look at: The national language - Urdu; stories that originate from the UK and Pakistan. We look at the principles of what the community believes in. The education system in Pakistan comes under scrutiny. Why the police commit the majority of crimes. How the judiciary gives verdicts in favour of the highest bidder - even the Government are outclassed. Learn about relatives that come to visit the UK from Pakistan but never leave. Which benefits are illegally claimed by Pakistanis in the UK? Why do Pakistani businesses fail and where does the squandered money go? How are Pakistanis rapidly progressing in British society. Abdul Sitr Edhi - one man that is the National Health Service of Pakistan. Eid is the centre of Pakistani celebration - both religious and nationalistic. A final thought from the Author on the eBook. Pakistan and Pakistan Sahiwal and Air Force Pakistan and Jhang Pakistan Sadar and Lahore Pakistan and Directory Pakistan Phone and Pakistan Airline and Pakistan Army and Pakistan Hotel and Pakistan Cricket and Pakistan Picture and Pakistan Television and Karachi Pakistan and Mardan Pakistan and Pakistan University and Pakistan History and Islamabad Pakistan and Okara Pakistan and Chiniot Pakistan and Job in Pakistan and Pakistan Newspaper and Dawn Pakistan and Bank Pakistan State and Radio Pakistan and Pakistan News and Kasur Pakistan and Kohat Pakistan and India and Pakistan and Jang Pakistan and Multan Pakistan and Pakistan Flag and Pakistan Tatta and Pakistan Shekhupura and Faisalabad Pakistan and News Paper of Pakistan and Board Cricket Pakistan and Pakistan Urdu Newspaper and Rawalpindi Pakistan and Pakistan Consulate and Pakistan Job and Education Pakistan and Hyderabad Pakistan and Defence Pakistan and Pakistan TV and Daily Jang Pakistan and Peshawar Pakistan and Pakistan Vision and Pakistan News Papers and Pakistan Weather and Gift Pakistan and In Pakistan University and Language Pakistan and News Pakistan Urdu and Pakistan Sialkot and Mobilink Pakistan and Job Pakistan Secretarial and Board Federal Pakistan and Pakistan International Airline and Pakistan Railway and Pakistan Culture and Pakistan Chat and Pakistan Woman and Pakistan Embassy and Pakistan Model and Travel to Pakistan and Pakistan Yellow Page and Pakistan Map and Pakistan Tourism and Muziq Pakistan and Hi Pakistan and Music of Pakistan and Bank National Pakistan and Pakistan Girl and Embassy.Com Pakistan and Gujranwala Pakistan and Free Pakistan SMS and Pakistan President and Pakistan Phone Card and Pakistan Quetta and Pakistan Visa and Pakistan Calling Card and Information Pakistan and Pakistan New Papers and Economy Pakistan and Jang News Pakistan and Gujrat Pakistan and Bank in Pakistan and International Pakistan and Group Jang Pakistan and Pakistan Fashion and India Pakistan Conflict and Link Pakistan and Bank Pakistan and Pakistan Government and Pakistan SMS and Consulate General Pakistan and Pakistan Sargodha