CLICK on the "For Sale" sign to send an offer via email

 

 

 

I've also put California's HELMET LAW up for sale, if you're looking to oppress your citizenry.

It's not about the helmet, it's about the choice. You tell me how to live, and I'll reciprocate in kind.

For Sale, Helmet Law, CHEAP!

Helmet Law, shots, tags, neutered, needs new home. I'm offering up my fuzzy "feel good" California Helmet Law FREE to a good home. Answers to the name of "Vehicle Code 27803".  I have papers to show purebread lineage. Father, Karl Marx. Real Mother, ASSemblyman Dick Floyd. Surrogate mother during nursing, California Governor Pete Wilson. 


I've lived with my Helmet Law for almost 14 years and recently it has become unruly and quite a hindrance to my pursuit of happiness. It's grown much too large for my modest belief in personal liberties. I cherish it for the relationships I've come to know during our time together, and the many many miles we've travelled up and down the great state of California, but I can no longer deal with the care and upkeep of this tremendous burdon upon me. 

I'm very particular about who adopts my helmet law. The ideal climate for my cuddly little V.C. 27803 would be out in a country familiar with the absolvement of personal freedoms.  You know, Cuba, North Korea, Libya, even China! Any government support for a proletariat subscribing to Marxist theory would do well in the feed and caring of such a fine specimen. 

I've put a lot of thought into my decision. I've fought it with every fiber of my being, but I've finally succumbed to the logical rationalization that Helmet Laws are difficult animals to raise in freedom loving societies and just don't belong in America. It's cruel and unjust for me to keep such a tyrannical beast and I hope someone more appreciative to the oppression of an entire class of people might adopt my Helmet Law, and together, learn the benefits of good proctological hygiene. 

My loving Helmet Law will be up for auction at a neat little gig they're calling the "Freedom Rally" at the California State Capitol in Sacramento on May 1, 2006. 11:00 AM SHARP on the State Capitol Steps.

The Assembly Transportation Committee will attempt to take away my helmet law and restore freedom of choice for adults on April 24th by considering AB2427. Find your local California Assemblyman at 
http://www.leginfo.ca.gov /yourleg.html and compose an intelligent, quick & concise, respectful letter in support of Assembly Bill 2427.  

Stop letting other people fight for YOUR personal freedoms. Einstein said it most delicately, "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by MISTAKE, since for him, the spinal cord would suffice."

Learn to cope with the difficult nature of living with unruly Helmet Laws by visiting a support group near you.  They are called Motorcycle Rights Organizations. I've found ABATE of California quite helpful in the care and nurturing of my newfound attitude on life. They're fighting the EPA's new restrictions, they fought off CC limitations for sportbikes, fought off tiered licensing, opened up the carpool lanes for motorcycles, brought rider training into California, preserved the lanesharing privelege 3 times in the past and they also promote motorcycle awareness month better than anyone else. Find an ABATE Local in your neighborhood and give them a call!


~splatt