CLICK on the "For Sale" sign to send an offer via email
I've also put California's HELMET LAW up for sale, if you're
looking to oppress your citizenry.
It's not about the helmet, it's about the choice. You tell me how to live, and
I'll reciprocate in kind.
For Sale, Helmet Law,
CHEAP!
Helmet Law, shots, tags, neutered,
needs new home. I'm offering up my fuzzy "feel good"
California Helmet Law FREE to a good home. Answers to the name of
"Vehicle Code 27803". I have papers to show purebread
lineage. Father, Karl Marx. Real Mother, ASSemblyman Dick Floyd.
Surrogate mother during nursing, California Governor Pete Wilson.
I've lived with my Helmet Law for almost 14 years
and recently it has become unruly and quite a hindrance to my pursuit
of happiness. It's grown much too large for my modest belief in
personal liberties. I cherish it for the relationships I've come to
know during our time together, and the many many miles we've travelled
up and down the great state of California, but I can no longer deal
with the care and upkeep of this tremendous burdon upon me.
I'm very particular about who adopts my helmet law. The ideal climate
for my cuddly little V.C. 27803 would be out in a country familiar
with the absolvement of personal freedoms. You know, Cuba, North
Korea, Libya, even China! Any government support for a proletariat
subscribing to Marxist theory would do well in the feed and caring of
such a fine specimen.
I've put a lot of thought into my decision. I've fought it with every
fiber of my being, but I've finally succumbed to the logical
rationalization that Helmet Laws are difficult animals to raise in
freedom loving societies and just don't belong in America. It's cruel
and unjust for me to keep such a tyrannical beast and I hope someone
more appreciative to the oppression of an entire class of people might
adopt my Helmet Law, and together, learn the benefits of good
proctological hygiene.
My loving Helmet Law will be up for auction at a neat little gig
they're calling the "Freedom Rally" at the California State
Capitol in Sacramento on May 1, 2006. 11:00 AM SHARP on the State
Capitol Steps.
The Assembly Transportation Committee will attempt to take away my
helmet law and restore freedom of choice for adults on April 24th by
considering AB2427. Find your local California Assemblyman at http://www.leginfo.ca.gov
/yourleg.html and compose an
intelligent, quick & concise, respectful letter in support of
Assembly Bill 2427.
Stop letting other people fight for YOUR personal freedoms. Einstein
said it most delicately, "He who joyfully marches in rank and
file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain
by MISTAKE, since for him, the spinal cord would suffice."
Learn to cope with the difficult nature of living with unruly Helmet
Laws by visiting a support group near you. They are called
Motorcycle Rights Organizations. I've found ABATE of California quite
helpful in the care and nurturing of my newfound attitude on life.
They're fighting the EPA's new restrictions, they fought off CC
limitations for sportbikes, fought off tiered licensing, opened up the
carpool lanes for motorcycles, brought rider training into California,
preserved the lanesharing privelege 3 times in the past and they also
promote motorcycle awareness month better than anyone else. Find an
ABATE Local in your neighborhood and give them a call!
~splatt
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