applesRgood2bob4: yo, boo, can i get sum digits up in hea
NO NO mokey: aight
NO NO mokey: it be 531-1111
applesRgood2bob4: kay i bea callin rite nowz
NO NO mokey: aight coo
applesRgood2bob4: yo, boo, wutz ur nayme
NO NO mokey: hosanna
NO NO mokey: but you can call me ho fo' short
applesRgood2bob4: yo, r u a ho, hosanna?
NO NO mokey: naw, i ain't be no two pennah ho
applesRgood2bob4: u be a tree pennah ho?
NO NO mokey: yup
NO NO mokey: i ain't no cheap ho
NO NO mokey: i be one o' dem 'spensive ones cuz i be wort' it
applesRgood2bob4: naw u ain't wort' it. u bea one ghetto ho! aiightz i'mma bea leavin' u cuz u nawt a cheap ho and i only gotz tree pennah's
NO NO mokey: *gasp*!
NO NO mokey: awww, but yo' deserf a good girl liake meeh
NO NO mokey: i be good and i be a-discountin' you a half a pennah
NO NO mokey: so dere
NO NO mokey: i'ma two an' a haf pennah ho
applesRgood2bob4: so how much u bea costin' all2gether?
NO NO mokey: i jus said lil boy!
applesRgood2bob4: i'mma bea lil slow in da head
NO NO mokey: aight i 'stand
applesRgood2bob4: but my oter head bea workin' juss fine!
NO NO mokey: ooh damn!
NO NO mokey: lemme haf a look at it
applesRgood2bob4: dayum u bea makin meeh hard. it bea 12 incher
NO NO mokey: awww shoot wut dat lil thang? one haf inch noodle? dat ain't wort' even a quartah a cent
applesRgood2bob4: yo, boo, u bea dissin' mah dick?
NO NO mokey: damn yeah shorty!
applesRgood2bob4: aiights i bea breakin' up wit u cuz u ain't wort' it
NO NO mokey: oh no sho'ty!
NO NO mokey: don't be a-breakin' up wit' me yeee-yat!
applesRgood2bob4: but u dont wanna bea wit mah 12 incher...so dere...wut gud iz a relashunship w/o da 12 incher