Phrases

Some inutiles sentences...

3th edition

1. "A camel is a horse planned by commitee."

2. "A man must learn to gently dominate."

3. "4 of 5 Sysop prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange..."

4. "Buy the new Mickeysoft program: DisneyWorld for Windows!"

5. "Birth is the begining of death."

6. "If an experiment works, you must be using wrong equipment."

7. "A little ignorance can go a long way."

8. "I wish life had a scroll-back buffer"

9. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface."

10. "When talking nonsense try not to be serious."

11. "After all is said and done, a lot more has been said than done."

12. "Make love, not war; be prepared for both."

13. "Elvis isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS."

14. "Everyone has his day, and some days last longer than others."

15. "When your computer has a virus, DON'T use chicken soup!."