"Witticisms" are witty expressions or phrases that we use from time to time to express ourselves. Here are a few of mine.
witticism n [ witty + cism (as in criticism) ] 1. archaic: a mean, sarcastic, or contemptible gibe: JEER
2: a witty saying, sentence, or phrase : a clever or amusing expression : a piece of wit
I am about as well as can be expected
Due to the present extenuating circumstances
That are prevalent and exist
At this point in time.
© 1973, M. S. Madden
I wrote this as an English assignment in the 11th grade. I was my intention to answer completely and entirely the rhetorical question, "How are you?" By the way, I did get an "A" for my attempt. So I dedicate this witticism to Mrs. Tomasena Jones.
Life's a lot like Neopolitan Ice Cream
There's more than one flavor to please everybody
You just might not like what it's mixed with.
© 1986, M. S. Madden
Could have been
The brighter Tomorrow
You were searching for
© 1979 M. S. Madden
Without guidance and correction,
The ignorance of youth,
Often becomes the stupidity of adulthood.
© 1998 M. S. Madden
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