Mad Nelly Mac Bailey eats grasshoppers daily, she ought to be locked up of course! The poor little things she pulls of their wings and eats them covered with sauce! She even eats flies and crocodiles eyes, she likes to eat them in a stew and then for dessert with just a dash of dirt, she has live snails oozing with goo! Now mad Nelly has gone but her soul lives on, for she left in this world a son. His nickname is Skids and he likes to eat kids, if you meet him I suggest that you run!
Way down south in Tassie, where the apples grow and where the Tassie tiger lurks in all that ice and snow. There lives a weird creature who hasn’t any hair, it lives up high in Myrtle trees, it’s called the Do Drop Bear! Now the Do Drop Bear is different, it likes to do drop in! It plummets from the trees above as silent as a pin. On unsuspecting tourists, it drops down from the sky, it licks their faces with it’s tongue and pokes them in the eye. This cheeky little beggar is hardly ever seen, there’s no trace of where it’s got to or even where it’s been. And when the tourist tattles on this impolitish bear, no one seems to listen and no one seems to care. The Do Drop Bear has struck again and left its fiendish mark on the unsuspecting tourist who went out after dark. So be careful tourists from the mainland when you go out of a night, not of the Tassie tiger or devils that may bite! But beware the Do Drop Bear, it will set your head a spin, beware this weird creature, for it may just DO DROP IN!
© 1997 julie64@ozemail.com.au
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