| JMS Club A trio of twisted tales Additional song by TPG Spoo, spoo, my world is spoo, spoo is my world, no color or hue, White, Paste, either raw or cooked, Spoo is the food which saved my life And never in haste Flarn, flarn, the color of green? Sung to Blue, is my world -------------------------------------------- JMS Club Song Sung to the Mickey Mouse Club Theme -- 1950's Version Fanfare on trumpets: Male voices chanting: J M S Club, J M S Club, ... Chorus: Who's the leader of the clubDonald Duck: Theron F.Donald Duck: Theron F.Chorus chanting: Yeah, J M!Closing credits: Chorus: Now it's time to say good-byeBester (subliminally): Are you now, or have you ever been, a Psi?Chorus: A-C-Z...Zima Guy: Zo I said to him, "Nice station..."Chorus: Y-N-S-K-I.... straczynski commented On 28 Jun 1995 You're going to hell for that, you know that, don't you? jms (Posted by ???) By John W. Kennedy on the OLD TNT boards |
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Go check out the Humor board. Blind Man has gotten (long overdue) prominent mention on the Jedi Web Ring. While looking it over, I found this: Lyrical adaption of 'American Pie' by Don McLean Music Corporation of America, Inc./Benny Bird Music (BMI) (Administered by Copyright Management, Inc.) New lyrics by Al Yankovic With Special Thanks to George Lucas The Saga Begins A long long time ago in a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy... Oh my my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave But he can use the Force they say Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday Well, I know he built C-3PO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I know who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midi-chlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh, the Council was impressed, of course Could he bring balance to the Force? They interviewed the kid Oh, training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here Just stick it in your pointy ear I still will teach this boy" He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We caught a ride back to Naboo 'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end some Gungans died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy And I was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" We were singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" The Saga Begins The Lyrics The Official Weird Al Website | |||||
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$6m man I come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. I come in peace, shoot to kill. Scotty beam me up! - Kirk It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it. It life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain. - Spock There's Klingon's on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, SCRAPE them OFF Jim! - Uhura Ya canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics. Ya canna change the laws of physics, laws of physics, Captain - Corwin, no wait I mean Scotty :) Staarr Trekkin' across the universe. On the starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Staarr Trekin' across the universe. Always going foward, because we can't find reverse! - chorus Great song! Does anybody know where you can download a copy off of the internet? SA :) |
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| 5 Years |
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Several months ago, I heard a great Babylon 5 humor song on the Dr. Demento show. Anyway, I'd sort of forgotten about it, but someone recently reminded me. I found the lyrics at the author's web site, http://www.izzy.net/~tomsmith/lyrics/fiveyrs.htm. Here are the lyrics...I still need to get myself a wav of it or something... "Five Years" Words: Copyright 1998 by Tom Smith, from an idea by Tom Smith and Leslie Larkins Music: "One Week" by Ed Robertson, from the Barenaked Ladies album Stunt It's been... five years since we went online, Laurel Takashima's gone, but Susan's so fine, Five years since the Vorlon came, Someone tried to kill him, Sinclair didn't take the blame, -- Twelve years since we held the Line, -- Twenty-four hours missing outta Jeff's mind, Yesterday, it went off T.V., But it'll still be okay, 'cause we got the story. Oh my God, how it enthralled me, with Garibaldi, -- He's gettin' balder every season. He got attacked, his buddy Jack, he went and shot him in the back, To keep on track the planned assasination/treason. Hot like Ivanova and Talia, we're gonna Draal ya, -- And then we'll kick a little Zathr-ass, -- Al Bester's in the Psi Corps, we got a mind war, Ironheart's the mower and you're the grass. -- Lennier and Vir will share a beer and watch Adira disappear, Without her, Londo's Morden likely bound for darkness, -- So it begins, and then Delenn will spin Triluminary Thin and glowing spiderwebs and step into the Chrysalis. -- G'Kar is helpless, then he's hostile, then a holy man, -- Tryin' hard not to smile in front of Sheridan, -- I'm the kinda guy who laughs at the Shadow horde, Can't understand, then you're not a three-edged sword, -- I have a tendency to do my thinking with my hands, -- I have a history of taking off my gloves. It's been... five years since Third Age began, John met Delenn, but Anna would be back again, -- Five years since we met Neroon, He ended up a hero, started out a major loon, -- Three years since the Shadow War, Nastier than any aliens we've seen before, Yesterday, all the Narns were freed, But there is something still Keeping hold on Centauri. -- Medieval Marcus, the Rescue Ranger, -- Lorien shows up, and things get stranger, Watching out the window of a White Star, it came from Minbar, And then we'll steal Babylon Four. -- Sinclair's fork would be a Valen Tine, he travels through time, -- And Ba-bear-lon Five is too cute. -- Lyta comes back and she's eyin' a guy named Byron, -- And Reebo in a Zooty Zoot Suit. Gonna meet the violence with defiance and Alliance Cause the giants left the playground with a lot of blood and sorrow. Gonna get a room on Z'Ha'Dum, the ship'll zoom, And then go Boom Shubba Lubba 'cause there's always one tomorrow. -- How can I help it if I think they're driving Johnny mad? -- All the time used to smile, now he's Dave's dad, -- I'm the kinda guy who'd rather walkabout than run, Can't understand why they killed their own son. -- I have a tendency to shorten everybody's hair, -- I have a history of lopping off heads. It's been... five years since "The Gathering", Beginning, middle, end, Joe wrapped up the whole thing, -- Five years since we saw this show, How good it was gonna get, there was no way to know, -- Three years since we really knew, We voted Joe a Hugo, then we gave him Number Two, Yesterday, it went off T.V., But we have still got "Crusade", so we ain't too sorry. Still got "Crusade", so we ain't too sorry. Still got "Crusade", so we ain't too sorry. Bring me the head of Londo Mollari. |
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