10) Lately, he's been watching a lot of movies that involve pregnant women being kidnapped.

9) The real estate agent called. She wants to know if he's enjoying the house's "special feature".

8) You notice he has a strange interest in the back wall.

7) Sonny and Jason are sniffing around the joint more than usual.

6) "Ooo, are you happy to see me...oh, that's just a strange remote in your pocket."

5) Several of your scarves appear to be missing.

4) He mysteriously disappears every time someone knocks on the door.

3) He mysteriously reappears every time you return to the living room.

2) He starts throwing hints left and right that by Thanksgiving, you'll have a baby...even though you're not even pregnant and it's June.

And the #1 sign your husband is a psycho...

1) His name...Ric Lansing!

"Oh Elizabeth, you are in for a rude awakening once I get out of here and you find out
you are married to a psychopath." -- Carly