10) Making out at a party in front of everyone is a good way to embarrass yourself at school the next day.

9) When a guy says "I think of you as my little sister", he means "I don't want to have sex with you EVER!"

8) Taking strange blue "happy" pills from teenage boys who resemble Hanson is a pretty dumb thing to do.

7) Collagen implants are never a good idea.

6) Never give out your locker combination again...otherwise those pictures of you and Kyle will haunt you next year.

5) Keg parties at the house...yeah, not such a good idea when Mac's the police commissioner.

4) Losing a prom date is a lot easier than getting one, especially when sex is involved.

3) Kyle really is a loser...oh wait, she hasn't quite learned that lesson yet.

2) It's always a good idea to check for webcams before getting naked.

And the #1 Lesson Maxie has learned in the past year...

1) Being called "Maxi Pad" isn't NEARLY as embarrassing as being called "Maximum Maxie".