Interview with Beaners
Q. What is your real name?
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Joseph Daniel *not giving last name*Q. How old are you?
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37Q. Where do you live?
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I was born in and still live in Atlanta, GeorgiaQ. Are you married and do you have kids?
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Actually I have never been married and I have no kids. Pretty weird huh? I swear I am not a mutant!Q. What do you look like?
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Brown hair,blue eyes,6'2",170 pounds,a small beer belly.Q. Do you have a job if no what was the last job you had?
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Yeah I have been working for a freight brokerage for 4 years. It's ok money but the trucking industry is pretty boring work.Q. When and how did you find out about smallball?
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I downloaded that realplayer arcade thing. It had smallball on it. I tried it out and the rest is history.Q. How long have you been in smallball?
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Since mid-mayQ. When your looking for a team to challenge what is the first thing you look at?
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Well...i mostly challenge the people that I know in smallball. Now that I am in pro leagues my win % in the big leagues isnt as important to me.Q. How did you find your name for your team?
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I got it from the baseball term "beanball". For some reason real.com censors my name. I hear because it is a racist term. I don't know whats up with that.Q. How do you think your team is doing this season?
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LOUSY! I am losing to a friend that has had a team for less than a month. She hardly ever trains. But I am in 7th in the pro league junior division. I think I should be doing better though considering how old my team is.Q. What are thoughts about Alligator Stevens?
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He carries my team. He is my only true home run hitter. I see so many other teams that have 3 or 4 Alligator Stevens'.Q. What do you plan on doing about shortstop postion?
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Honestly I don't know. I am trying to juggle this roster. It is giving me a huge headache! I just started a new team tonight to see if maybe I can have better luck with them.Q. What do you think about Lightning Johnson?
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He is a good pitcher. He was my second best hitter 2 seasons ago AND was an awesome pitcher. Now his hitting is WAY down and his pitching is suspect. It is very frustrating. I feel like a salmon swimming upstream.Q. What about those boys the Fighting McCurtis' can you give us your thoughts on them?
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Yahnasa has done a great job with them. I used to beat her game after game, but she dominates me now. She found the chemistry on her team that I continue to search for on mine.Q. What do you think about the Commish?
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Well, Falconrock would answer this question differently than me. I don't know what that whole thing between them is all about. There are many details that I am unaware of. But I see the commish being very helpful and responding to lots of posts. I have no problem with the commish OR Falcon.Q. What do you think about Falcon Rock?
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I like him. He has done alot to enhance my personal smallball experience. He cares about the game. That is obvious.Q. What do you like and/or dislike about the forum?
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Oh I love the forum. I wish that FOODMONSTER would post less about who "wants a match". But I think it really adds to the whole smallball experience. I have met some really cool people in there like you,falcon,oxnard,yahnasa,spiritblue...o my the list goes on and on.Q. What do you think about FOODMONSTER?
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LOL...i see your questions are a bit behind my answers...i find him annoying. But he has never done anything to me personally, so more power to him. If I were to challenge him now I am sure he would clobber me. So I better not dis him too badly!Q. On a percent based scale Post in the forum are helpful , useless, and just fun to read?
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50% helpful, and that is being generous. There is a lot of repetitive posting on there. But I am nevertheless addicted to it. Mostly read it for fun.Q. Are there any people in the forum that annoy you or that you dislike?
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NO. I have a sore spot for webmaster co, but he hasnt been there lately (unless he is under a different name). Other than that I cant think of anyone that has been mean to me.Q. How is smallball turning out?
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I think they have made huge strides in improving the game. Even though I have had my team since May and I basically suck I still play it more than any other game on the internet. I think that says it all.Q. What are your favriote type of Doritos?
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LOL! I love the variety of questions! You wont believe this, but I do not like Doritos. They leave a bad aftertaste in my mouth that I absolutely HATE!Q. What do you think about me beating you in are sereis?
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I think that you are just like everyone else...they all beat me. I have bounced back and forth between 6 and 7 stars for 2 weeks now. I think that you are just a better manager than me.Q. Who do you think has the best smallball webpage?
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Well I really like the fact that Falcon has a chat room, and i really think that you have put lots of work into your site. I would put it at a tie between you two. You have both done a great job. The fact that you do these interviews shows that you are really dedicated to smallball. I love it and cant wait to see the interview with Oxnard. Better get a curse filter though lmao.Q.
Was this interview fun for you?A.
Hell yes!
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