As I walk through the doors, with my laser vest on, I look for a place to hide, and what team I am on, Cause I've been playing laser tag so long, that The team that always wins, is the team that I'm on, But I always shoot the other team, because they deserve it, Shooting your own team, you know that's unheard of, Better look what team your on, and where your hidin, I am so good, I know i will find ya, I really like laser tag, play it day and night, Every time I play, I'm never in the laser's light, fool, I'm the kinda player, The little people wanna be like on my team, Every time, cause they know they will win, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, Every game there is two teams, now I said, I have to be on one, do I pick green or red, So I gotta be one, I think I'll pick green, To be the best in the world, that is my dream, I'm an educated player, with winning on my mind, Got my hand on the trigger, and other on the sensor light, I'm the best player, every single game, And if me teammates play good, we wwill win all the games, fool, Game over aint nothin but a minute away, I'm playing the game, till the end, that's why I win, I'm the best now, but will I bee the best forever, The way things are going I think so, Tell me why are we, so good at this game, The reason is, we play every day, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, Playing for money, pay money for playing, Hour after hour, day after day, Now everybody's playing, but none aint good as me, Because I am the best, as evrryone can see, I think they gotta learn, them I will not teach, If they can't play it, when I am red they'll be green, I know they will, cause I'm the master The owners are cool, they'll make a statue of me with plaster, fool I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, I play all the time, livin' in Laser Tag Paradise, Tell me why are we, so good at this game, The reason is, we play every day, Tell me why are we, so good at this game, The reason is, we play every day. ~To the tune of Gansta's Paradise by Coolio New lyrics by R.J. (Breakaway) Adams
| Year | Winning Team | Tournaments | Location |
| 1998 | NSA | Atlantic Cup | Charlottesville, Va |
| 1998 | NSA | NSA Invite | Charlottesville, Va |
| 1999 | SHP | Trog Open | Allentown, Pa |
| 1999 | Dienasty | Atlantic Cup | Fredricksburg, Va |
| 1999 | NSA | Nationals | Charlottesville, Va |
| 2000 | Dienasty | East Coast League Tourney 1 | Gambrills, Md |
| 2000 | NSA | East Coast League Tourney 2 | Charlottesville, Va |
| 2000 | NSA | Trog Open | Allentown, Pa |
| 2000 | NSA | WestWorld Shootout | Fredrick, Md |
| 2000 | NSA | SBA Halloween Bash | Charlottesville, Va |
| 2000 | NSA | Atlantic Cup 2000 | Charlottesville, Va |
| 2001 | Yellow Rose | Westworld 3 man | Fredrick, Md |
| 2001 | NSA | Westworld Shootout II | Fredrick, Md |
| 2001 | NSA | Atlantic Cup 2001 | Allentown, Pa |
| 2001 | NSA | Halloween Bash II | Gambrills, Md |
| 2001 | NSA | Nationals | Fredricksburg, Va |
| 2002 | NSA | 2002 Shootout | Chatanooga, Tn |
| 2002 | First Family | Fredricksburg 3-Man | Fredricksburg, Va |
| 2007 | NSA | 2007 Trog Open | Allentown, Pa |
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