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If you want a logo for Messenger made, e-mail hans_liu@fastmail.fm with the name (4 or 5 letters preferrably), the style (e.g. glow colour), and I can do one for ya fer free, eh? =D
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THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR

-A Picture of a Penguin

-Poor attempts at wit or sarcasm

-Visible Updates

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Sample Messenger Logos
IT'S TIME FOR "BEAT MY SCORE IN A GAME"
Penguin Swing

My score was 316.7  Beat it for enjoyment