Miss Crabapple Spanks Mandy


Hey wanna go to the playground and I'll tell ya what happened in school today? Momma and me and li'l miss perfect Lisa went shopping last night. Momma let me bring my allowance coz I told her I wanted to buy somethin' special. We went to the mall and me and Lisa were allowed to go into a  store by ourselves. Li'l miss perfect was lookin' at all the doll stuff. I went over to the practical joke area and there I saw it! A whoopie cushion. Boy  I was gonna have fun with that. Lisa said she was gonna tell momma what I was plannin' on buyin' but I told her I would rat her out about the cookies she took without permission. I knew li'l miss perfect would get herself a trip over momma's knee for that. Lisa just walked away in a huff and I bought  it. All the way home I was so excited. I couldn't wait till school today. My momma was shocked when I went to bed and didn't give her no trouble. She kept sayin'... Little girl I know you have somethin' up your sleeve". I told her  I was innocent but she sure was not convinced.

The next day I got to school early and put the whoopie cushion on Mrs. Crabapple's chair and then I went back out to the yard to play. When all the kids were finally in the  classroom Mrs. Crabapple went to sit on her chair to take roll. I started to crack up but she gave me her death look and I stopped real fast. All the sudden we  all heard a great big FARTTTTT noise coise comin' from her chair. She looked like she was gonna have a cow sittin' there. She got up and sat down again and we heard it again! The kids were all crackin' up and she got real mad. She started to yell at us and sayin' that the kid who did that was in for a whopper doozy spankin'. I just sat there lookin' innocent when outta no  where Robby says to her...I know who did it Mrs. Crabapple and points right to me! I got up and punched him right in the nose.

Mrs. Crabapple had to get us  off each other coz we were rollin' all over the floor punchin' and beatin' each other up. After she seperated us she sent Robby to the principals office  and kept me sittin' there. It was lunch time by then and she sent all the kids to eat. She said she was keepin' me there to talk. Now any kid knows when a grownup says that a spankin' is sure to follow. She came over to me and  made me come over to her chair. She started scoldin' me and tellin' me I was in for a spankin'. I kinda stood there shakin' coz I been spanked by her before and it ain't no pleasure boat. She pulled my pants and panties down and yanked me over her knee. She spanked up one cheek and down the other! Man  did that hurt. That woman must have iron in her hands. After a while I was kickin' and cryin' and promisin' her anything to make her stop. Finally she did. She helped me up and took my chin in her hands and started speakin'  real soft to me. She siad she hated to spank naughty kids but sometimes a kid needs a spankin' to make them behave.

I was cryin' all over myself. I guess she felt bad coz she started huggin' me. Ummmm....that hug sure did feel good. I stopped cryin' and then we talked about what I did. I promised her i'd never do it again and then she let me go to lunch. But guess what? I bought a thing that explodes with dye when you sit on it and i'm gonna put that on her chair tomorrow...