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| Mandy At Grandma's |
Dear Momma, Hi! Me and Lisa are having a great time at Grandma's house. She is keepin' us busy every day. I am tryin' to be good and mostly I am but I did have one teeny tiny little problem. Now don't go getting all upset Momma! It wasn't that bad. Well it sorta was but Grandma straightened it all out. It kinda happened like this….. Ya know that kid that I hate ,Robbie ? Well me and Lisa were playin' in Grandma's yard. Robbie came over and asked what we were doin'. I told him to go away but Oh No! Not Robbie! He just stood there lookin' like a statue or somethin'. I told him to go away again and he just wouldn't listen. Now momma I really did try to make him go away but that boy is more stubborn then me. Lisa started to get tired so she went in the house to take a nap. I figgered I was gonna stay outside and teach Robbie a lesson or two about listenin'. I told him I wanted to play a game with him. He was so happy I thought he was gonna pass out right then and there! I told Robbie to stay right there while I got all the stuff I needed to play. He said "ok" and I went back to the chicken coop. Now Momma I didn't really do anythin' too bad so don't go getting all upset yet! Anyway, I got a whole bunch of chicken poop and added some of that stuff Grandma puts in their house so it don't stink ! I ran in the house and asked Grandma if I could take my Easy Bake oven outside and make cookies. She said I could and even put brand new batteries in it. I brought it outside and then I asked Robbie if he wanted to make cookies with me. He was so happy I thought he was gonna cry. I told him we were gonna make 'em but we couldn't eat them till after lunch. I brought out the mix to make cookies and I told Robbie we were makin' real special cookies. He asked what was in the bowl and I told him it was a new kind of crunchy thing for cookies. I was tryin' not to laugh coz I didn't want him to know what I was plannin'. Honest Momma I was gonna tell him what was in the cookies before he ate one but that boy just plain don't listen. Anyway we mixed up all the stuff and then put the cookies in the oven. Grandma gave us a timer thing so we'd know when they were done cookin'. The cookies really smelled good even if they did have chicken poop in them for chips. We took the cookies out of the oven and then Robbie's momma called him for lunch. Just as I was getting ready to eat my lunch Robbie stole a cookie and started to put it in his mouth. I jumped on him and tried to snatch it away. He got real mad and started to punch and kick me. Well Momma I have to tell you I did beat the stuffing out of that boy. Anyway Grandma and Robbie's Momma ran out of their houses to separate us. After a few minutes and a whole lot of smacks to our butts by each of the grownups we calmed down. Grandma and Robbie's Momma said our cookies sure did smell good and they each grabbed one and started to eat it. Momma I sure didn't want them to eat them so I blurted out real fast that chicken poop was in them. The grownups turned around real fast before they swallowed them and spit it all out. Grandma was so mad I swore she was gonna skin me alive. Robbie's mom started screamin' I was some kind of a kid from hell. Grandma made me apologize to them. Robbie's mom took him home and said I was never allowed to play with her boy again. I kinda think he got a spankin' too coz he wasn't supposed to be outside without a grownup. Grandma took me in the house by my ear and kept sayin' " Girl….I am gonna wallop you but good!" She made me stand in the corner till she calmed herself down I heard her on the phone with Doc Wilson tellin' him the whole story. He musta said not to worry coz the chicken coop stuff is all natural or somethin' like that. When she hung up the phone she had a wooden spoon in her hand and I know she wasn't plannin' on mixing anything.! She made me come in the kitchen and then she sat down on one of her chairs. She started scoldin' me right off and said all kinda things like….What if that stuff was poison ? I kept tryin' to explain why I did it but she just kept smackin' away at my butt. She pulled my shorts down and put me over her knee. I kept sayin' to myself that I sure was glad that grandma don't spank bare. Grandma started spankin' my tail up one side and down the other! Man that woman can spank too! After I was kickin' up a fuss grandma pulled my panties down and really started to spank. I was cryin' and beggin' and saying everything I knew so's she'd put that darn thing down. After she nearly spanked the life out of me she put me on my feet and made me promise I'd never do that again. I was rubbin' my bottom real hard coz it hurt so bad. Grandma told me there was no rubbin' a sore bottom till she said I could. She gave me a hug and made me stand in the corner with my bare bottom for everybody to see. Momma I just wanted to die. After all I am almost nine and I do have stuff to see! When she finally let me come out of the corner she told me I could go play. I asked if I could go play in the yard and she said I could. When I went out to the yard I still saw all my stuff out there. Now Momma I don't know what came over me but I just had to take a nibble from one of them cookies we made. Ya know what Momma they ain't half bad!! Your Loving Daughter, Mandy |