haircut

“Amanda Lynn get your little butt in my room now!” said a very angry Momma.

Mandy stopped playing with her toys and hightailed it into her mother’s room. She stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Momma was holding a hairbrush. She knew sure as the day is long that she sure wasn’t going to be brushing her hair.

“ Hi Momma! What’s wrong?” said a very sweet faced and sort of scared Mandy.

“Mandy how many times have I told you to never ever give the dog a haircut?” Momma asked with a not so happy look on her face.

“Momma ….All I did was hold the scissors and that dumb old dog kept walking back into them so I figgered he was askin’ in doggy talk for a haircut” said Mandy who was beginning to get butterflies in her tummy.

“Amanda Lynn, are you allowed to hold scissors without a grownup? What in the world were you thinking when you were giving the dog a haircut?” Momma asked while she was slapping the hairbrush on her palm.

Mandy knew that no matter what she said a spanking was in her future. She was looking down at the floor and rubbing her little toes in the pattern of the carpet. A tear fell from her eye.

“ Momma you never told me I CAN’T give Shadow a haircut! And I was thinkin’ how much better he’d feel with a lot less hair.” Amanda explained to a now very livid momma.

Momma got up from the bed and gave her little one a solid smack on her pajama covered bottom.

“Ouch! Momma that’s not fair!”

“I’ll show you fair little girl! “ said her mother as she smacked her bottom again and again.

“MOMMAAAAAAAAA!!!! OWWWWWWWWW!” OUCHHHHHHHH!” yelped Mandy as her small bottom was being spanked.

Momma took Mandy by the hand and guided her over to the bed. She placed Mandy in between her legs and the two began to talk. Momma temporarily put the hairbrush on the bed. When Mandy saw that she gave a visible sigh of relief.

“Amanda Lynn I will not tolerate those kinds of answers from you. You will answer me like a nice little girl. Is that clear young lady?”

“ Yes ma’am”

“Now, little one lets start from the beginning. I want to hear how this whole thing started”

“Well Momma it was like this……” and Mandy began her tale.

“Me and Shadow were outside playing catch. I was throwing him a Frisbee and he was running real fast to catch it. We were playin’ like this for a really long time. I saw Shadow was sweatin’ doggie sweat. I gave him a drink from the hose but he kept sweatin’ and sweatin’! Momma I was scared he was gonna have a heart-a- stroke like Grandpa did! Anyway we stopped playin’ for a while but Shadow kept on stickin’ his tongue out and I knew he was hot! I didn’t want nothin’ to happen to my best buddy so I figgered I better think of somethin’ fast to save his life. I told him that when it gets hot out Momma always gets me a haircut. He was lookin’ at me and smiling his doggy smile. When I saw how happy he looked about getting a haircut I decided to get your scissors and do it myself”

Momma just stared at her sweet little angel and wondered if this child was ever going to grow up.

“Well, Momma, I got the scissors from your sewing table and sorta kinda snuck outside with them. I wanted to surprise you and I bet I did a great job too! Anyway I sat at the picnic table and called Shadow. He was so happy to be petted. I showed him the scissors and asked him if he wanted a haircut. He kept rubbin’ me and the scissors so I figgerd that was his way of saying “yes”. We went behind the shed and I started cuttin’ and cuttin’ Man, that dog sure had a lot of hair. After I was done he looked kinda naked but I figgered that’s how all doggies look after a haircut. And then you saw me and here we are. Momma how come you didn’t spank me outside? I saw you was mad and I just need to know this”

“Mandy you know I will never spank you in a public place. As for this adventure you had you are going to get a spanking little girl! Tell me why you deserve this lickin’?”

“MOMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA! I don’t deserve no lickin’! I was savin’ Shadow’s life from dropping dead!”

“Mandy I highly suggest you answer me immediately young lady!” stated a “getting agitated” mommy.

“Well I kinda guess I should have asked you first and I am not allowed to use scissors. Is that ok mommy?” asked the scared little girl.

“Mandy there is one thing you forgot to tell me. Now think real hard and tell me”

Amanda looked at her momma and couldn’t think of a thing.

“Ummmmm momma I can’t remember nothin’ else”

“Amanda Lynn, where were you when you decided to give Shadow a haircut?”

“I was behind the shed”

“And don’t you think that means you were sneaking around?”

“Well sort of but not really. I didn’t want the neighbors to see Shadow getting naked. You always tell us to keep our privates private. Right Momma?”

“Mandy a dog is supposed to be naked. That’s how the lord above designed them. Now little one it is time to pay the piper” and with that statement momma pulled her angel over her knee and began to smack her clothed bottom.

SMACK….you will….SMACK….never ……SMACK….give….SMACK…..the dog…..SMACK…..or anyone…….SMACK…..else a haircut…..SMACK….in this ……SMACK…….house…..SMACK….without my ……SMACK……..permission…….SMACK…..and ……..SMACK..SMACKK….SMACK…..don’t you …..SMACK..SMACK……ever……SMACK….lie to ……….SMACK……me again…..SMACK….SMACK…..are we…..SMACK…SMACK….clear on this……….SMACK…..matter…….SMACK….SMACK….young lady?…..SMACK…..SMACK….SMACK.

By this time Mandy was kicking and crying. Momma wanted to make double sure that Mandy never did this again. She lowered Mandy’s pajamas and panties and gave her daughter ten solid swats to her little bottom. Momma stopped the spanking and lifted her child up. The very sorry little girl began to rub her bottom and did the dance all well spanked little girl’s did. She hopped from one foot to the other trying to relieve the pain in her very painful posterior. Momma hugged her to her chest and soothed her child till the tears were a mere trickle. The funny part of this story is when Mandy did eventually grow up she became a dog groomer. Now if that isn’t ironic what is………