pimento

Sniff! Sniff! My momma just spanked me and man does my butt hurt! In fact this is the second time today! It all started like this……

Me and Lisa were real excited because we were having company for dinner. We knew Momma bought all kinds of good stuff so we decided to raid the refrigerator. It was pretty early in the morning but hey, when you got a chance you got to do what you got to do! I opened the fridge and then I saw them. Olives with big juicy pimentos! Yummy!

      I took the jar out and put it back a whole bunch of times. Finally I just had to have a taste or two. I opened the jar and pulled out an olive. I saw that juicy pimento and I knew deep inside of me that the jar was history.Then I decided to just eat the pimentos and put the olives back in. I figured Momma would think she bought one jar with pimentos and one without. The plan was perfect! Lisa told me I would get caught. She’s such a goody-goody!

      After our snack attack we watched TV for a while. Momma woke up and made us breakfast. Neither of us ate much. She must have thought we were excited about the company coming over. I kept trying not laugh because I knew she’d spank me in a heart beat. I had to bite my lip real hard too!

     Momma gave us a bath after breakfast. She asked us if we minded taking a bath together. I rolled my eyes at her but stopped real fast when she gave me her “death ray” look.

     We ran to our rooms and got undressed. I got to the tub first so I put all my best stuff in there. I put soldiers and action figures and all kinds of great stuff in. Lisa came in and saw all my stuff and started yelling that she wanted her stuff in there too. Momma came in and made me take out half my stuff. This was not going to be fun! Lisa threw her stuff in and then we both got in the tub.

     At first it was fun. We played with my stuff and then we played with hers. I was tired of playing so I turned my back and played with my own toys. Lisa was getting mad. She took a great big bottle of shampoo and dumped it on my head. I could not believe that “thing” did that to me! I got a big bottle of body soap and poured it on her head. By this time we were a dripping mess. I was still mad and so I socked her right in her nose. She screamed and Momma came flying up the stairs.

     Momma kept scolding us as she washed all the goop off. She gave us a good hard smack with every word she said too. Man, that hurt! Did you ever get a spanking on a wet butt? I can tell you it sure ain’t no fun.

    After she cleaned us off she sent us to our rooms to get dressed. We got dressed real fast and went downstairs. Momma asked us to help her with all the party stuff. Actually Momma don’t ask….she tells. She asks in such a nice way you really feel like helping.

    Momma started taking all the party food out of the fridge. She kept looking at the amounts and just kept shaking her head. Finally she took the olives out. The water looked kind of cloudy. I was hoping she’d think they were defective or something. At that moment we knew we were going to get a spanking.

     Momma didn’t say one word to me. That scares me worse then anything! After a few centuries she finally spoke to me. Actually she yelled but who’s counting! She told me I was in real deep trouble this time. I tried to give her my “innocent kid look” but she wasn’t buying it. I wonder how she knew it was me? I mean I’m not the only kid in this house.

     Momma grabbed my hand and walked me out to our peach tree. She stood there and made me pick my own switch! I tried picking a little one but she wouldn’t let me. After a whole lot of smacks to my butt I picked one she liked. I was praying she wouldn’t spank me with it outside. Luckily I was right!

    She had me by my hand again and dragged me into the kitchen. She pulled a chair out. I was crying and trying so hard to convince her not to switch me. It didn’t work! She made me pull my pants and panties down and lay over the sitting part of the chair. I was clenching my cheeks because when we get a switching Momma does not hold back!

    Momma pressed on my back to hold me down. I kept crying and crossing my legs and yelling. She told me that soon enough I would have every reason to yell. And with that the spanking began. She gave me six hard swats with that thing. I thought I was going to die. Every time she swung that thing it came with a long lecture. I hate scoldings more then beets and brussell sprouts combined!

      After the six swats she let me get up. I was dancing and holding my poor little hiney! It hurt so bad. I swore to her that I would never do that again.

     Lisa got a spanking next. She had to do the same thing as me. I was still crying and trying to get the sting out of my butt so I didn’t have the pleasure of watching her licking. She yells like she’s being turned inside out. Momma hates that and she usually gets an extra swat or two.

     When the spankings were all done we both had to stand in the corner. Lisa and me must have rubbed our butts till they almost came off and still stung like blazes!

           I decided I was going to be on my best behavior when the company came. You want to know why? It’s cause Momma put that nasty old switch right next to stove and as everybody knows……My momma ain’t no fool! See ya next time.