I got up real early today just because it’s Saturday. My best most favorite cartoons in the world are on that day. I was just minding my own business when my dumb old sister came down the steps. She’s two years older then me and we both go to the same school. I really don’t like her and we sort of argue a lot. Momma says we should love each other and just be friends. I keep telling her I can’t love no weirdo sister who wears dresses and all that nasty stuff.
Anyway as I was saying I was watching my show and being as happy as a kid could be. All of the sudden that rotten old sister of mine changed the channel! I got so mad I jumped off the couch, punched her and changed it back. She yelled so loud you would have thought I was near killing her.
Momma came running down the steps and yelled at us to behave. My dumb old sister was standing behind her and making all kinds of faces at me. I kept sticking my tongue out at her. Momma saw my tongue and said the same thing she always does.
“Girl, you stick that tongue out so often someday it’s going to stay that way!”
I just looked at her because let’s face it, Momma’s do say some pretty retarded stuff to kids. Anyway, Lisa kept making faces at me and I kept sticking my tongue out at her.
Momma kept scolding me about my tongue. She kept saying “I was going down a one way spanking street”. I really tried to stop but that tongue of mine has a mind of its own. The more I tried to hold it in the more it came out.
Momma gave me one last chance but don’t you know it! That darn tongue just went and stuck out again. Momma grabbed my arm and sort of dragged me over to the couch. She just about ripped my pj’s down and plopped me over her knees.
She gave me a spanking that I won’t forget for a long time! It’s not how she spanks but what she says when she’s spanking. Why, I almost feel guilty for making her do it! I think a scolding during a spanking is one of the worst things you can do to kid. Anyway she spanked and spanked and spanked some more. I bet my brains almost fell out from me kicking and crying. Well, they didn’t really but I sure do love saying that!
The whole time I was getting this spanking Lisa was standing there looking like Mother Theresa in the flesh! I kept trying to tell Momma that “she” started it. Momma wasn’t paying attention to nothing but my bare little butt!
After the spanking was over Momma lifted me up and gave me a great big hug. She let me cry for a while and then she sent me to the corner. I tried to pull my clothes back up but Momma stopped me dead in my tracks. You see, her rule is if you get a licking you got to stand in the corner with your butt bare. I don’t think that’s fair. I mean what if one of them nosy neighbors comes over or something?
If anybody knows how to keep a naughty tongue in her mouth please tell me. I am getting tired of getting punished when it just isn’t my fault!