But there was a whole big trouble with the computer when I saved these quotes on the hard drive... and I have worked really hard on arranging these! Okay? It took like an hour of copying and pasting, and then there was the business with the changing fonts? and NOBODY is going to dis Christian Bale on top of all that! If you don't want to read about what Christian Bale says, GO AWAY! ~Penny
And, uh, if you do want to read about what Christian Bale says, you're welcome to stay.
"I have a fear of being boring."
"All I wanted was to be a Storm Trooper in Star Wars."
"I want to work as much as I can and still go to parties and be the geezer in the corner."
"I love going to night clubs, but there are things that should be done anonymously, y'know? The key is to dress like shit, which I always do."
"I have no penis."
"You say something bad about Newsies and you have an awful lot of people to answer to."
"Hey, wanna hear about the Newsies prostitute ring?"
"I've been lucky because there wasn't a sudden leap where people were saying, 'Oh, what a cute kid,' and then it's, 'Bloody hell, what happened there, he's got zits and hair in his arm pits--he must be spending a lot of time alone in his room.' Of course I was spending a lot of time alone in my room."
"I have a jones for actresses."
"I'm sort of a paradox."
"My musical days are over."
"I'm really boring. I'll have to reassess my life."
"I don't want to sound like some cheesy commercial, but you can tell everything about someone by her eyes."
"I'm bald down there, like an action figure."
"If it [his film career] all ended tomorrow, I'd just live by the sea and be perfectly happy."
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