Davey Dreamin'

Wisecracks' Davey Dreams
Me and my mom (see, my mom's in it so it's a nightmare) rented a tape from Blockbuster. This time i didn't run in, grab Newsies and hug it until we left though. When we got it home, my mom went on the Internet and i popped in the tape. It wasn't a MOVIE-movie, ya know? It had three half-hour type skits or episodes that never really had an ending. It would be like a cliffhanger. David Moscow starred in all of them. (That boy's been on my mind too much, lately!) Before i viewed the final "episode", i FINALLY read the title. Ready for this? "ANGST AWAY". *blank stare* I showed it to my mom and she stated that she didn't want to watch it now. Uh...? Now, the final ep. was too weird. My character, Wisecracks, who's a tom boy, "one of the guys", ya know? Well, she was forced to wear a dress and go on stage. It was a stage in a place that looked like Tibby's. ("Hey guys, we gots entertainment at de ol' joint!") Everyone is laughing at poor 'Crackers and she's yelling her head off at 'em. At the same time, David and Les are getting food or something at a counter and Jack is sitting at a table watching. He doesn't move. He doesn't blink. I don't think he's breathing. (Someone try to wash his hair. That'll wake him up!) I don't know how or why or when, but David did something to really tick Jack off and Jack won't talk to him at all. David comes over to Jack's table and Les and the food they went to get disappeared. David leans down and whispers in Jack's ear "I'm sorry for what i've done and to show there's no hard feelings i'm gonna kiss you on the neck". And he does then leaves like it's an everyday thing. The moral of today's story is: Never tick someone off or else you'll end up kissing their unwashed, sweaty necks. What are you lookin at me like that for? I can't help my dreams! I just want to know where the food went and if Wisecracks ever got down from the stage.
Me and Jazz are watching Newsies and cracking jokes like always. Only this time, something changes. Right after they all find out Jack "betrayed" them, Davey runs away. He's carrying a big duffle bag and is sadly walking down the road. He sneaks a ride on a tomato truck. Don't ask how or why. I love the boy to death, but he ain't right sometimes. The tomato truck stops and this guy unloads it. When he's almost finished, Dave pops his head up from underneath the truck bed. He likes the obvious hiding spots, don't he? He's less dressed than when he hid there too. The boy is just a closet nudist! As the guy's yelling, i'm laughing and say "Molesting my tomatoes!" and Jazz busts a gut along with me. Then Davey runs into a supermarket. Pfft! Like they had them! Inside it's modernized and schtuff and he's running through the aisles singing and *cough* dancing. I gotta try that someday; looks fun. At this point, i turn to Jazz and say "Hey, this is different." No shoit! Davey stops in front of a freezer section door with 2 other people who are handing him food and he's STILL SINGING! Then he runs and dances some more (this is all to the tune of Seize The Day, BTW, only different lyrics) but there comes this part where he has to sing in high tenor and REALLY belt it out. Poor boy. His voice keeps breaking and sounds strained. I'm covering my ears yelling in sympathy "HONEY!", which i always use when i feel sorry for my "babies" or "men". What's Jazz doing? Laughing her freaking head off, that's what she's doing!

Coneflower's Davey Dream
While I was in Iowa, I had a Davey dream. It was funny. I was laying on top of Mush on the floor of this place. Davey was jumping around acting like an idiot. I keep getting mad at him, b/c he was disturning me and Mush...who were trying to kiss. I started kicking Davey in the back.