E*Y*C* Dreamin'

Patch's EYC Dreams
I took my friend Judy with me to a BSB concert to see EYC and when we got there you were there and I knew it was you b/c you had long brown hair and you said "Hey, I am Amber,you are Patch right?" So, we are waiting on EYC and BSB get on there instead. We start screaming "Where;s EYC? EYC!!! EYC!!!" Some guy from bsb looks at us and goes "This *is* the BSB concert, chill they will be here!" So, we stuck out our tounges and left to get EYC stuff. We went to Wal-MArt and they had all this cool EYC stuff--cups, pics, shirts! We bought everything. Then we went back to the concert and I woke up!!!! I have never managed to actually let EYC perform an EYC song in any of my dreams.
Guess what? I had a newsie/eyc dream!!!!! It was so awesome! You were in it Ace and you too Amber..and Spot and it was a cross between Clink/Filly/Copper/Piper! It would change. Anyways, basically i met you guys at the mall and we went to an eyc concert but..trey kept turning into Blink and it was weird cuz sometimes Mush would appear. Oh and I shared popcorn with Crutchy. anyways, Amber and I chased down Dave and begged him to be his bon bon girls and he said yes!! But he is married. (Like that matters) Then Spot and Clink/Filly got mad cuz they couldn't dance and chased us around on stage with Ace yelling stop we're going to get kicked out and Dave still has his shirt on. Oh and Jewels you were there but you were in the bathroom the whole time..but I knew you were there just never saw you!
okay, I am at my old high school in Psych class. The newsies are all there but they are wearing street clothes and have clean hair!! Well, Mush is sitting right beside me but his name isn't Mush it is Aaron Dean Portman and everyone calls him ADP! Well, we had a fire drill and ADP ask me to go with him to the mall. We are in his cool car and he gets up and sits in my LAP driving!! Well I am just babbling on and on about the Newsies and he says he has never heard of them but i can call him Mush if it makes me happy. Well, then he starts to kiss me and we are totally making out and I (Yes-I!!) tell him to stop b/c I have a boyfriend only I don't know who he is and ( in real life I don't even have one??) So, he takes me back to school ,actually we are just suddenly at school, and there is an assembly. a drug free program. EYC is singing at it. They are singing the My Name Is song, but instead of saying there name they would yell out some drug. Like....'My Name is CRACK and I suck! Don't do me!" It was so weird. then Trey sees ADP and he starts singing CTB and ADP jumps right in and i start screaming KID BLINK and I began to sing. Well the principal comes over and tells us if we don't stop he will expel us and he makes EYC leave. Then My Best Friend comes up to me and says that my boy friend Benny? is looking for ADP. Well he shows up and they are going to fight, but they both decide they don't need me and leave!! i start to cry and Trey comes over to me and then I hear the STINKIN' Alarm!!!
I had a dream (says in MLKJ Voice) and it was about helping EYC! Amber and I were in my dorm room and we spent all night writing and sending letters to mags! Then we drove all over the world mailing them from different countries!! It was weird, so see even in my dreams I help EYC. ( i think I shoud get a reward like Jewels! I wanna come party w/ EYC!!!)

Amber's EYC Dreams
Okay, I've had several EYC dreams in the past few months, so I'll try to just sum them all up briefly. If you know me at all, you know I have major problems being brief. :-) Anyway, onward!
1) My very first EYC dream ever. This was right around the time I saw them open for the Backstreet Boys. In my dream, the boys were performing at a concert. I was in the crowd (not very good seats, either) and bopping along to the songs. Well, they get to about the 3rd or 4th song and I've never heard it before! I'm thinking, wow, this is a brand new song! I dreamt all the music and lyrics to an entire non-existant song! How cool is that?!?! I also remember that at the end of the concert the guys jumped through a stained glass window looking thing, except I think it was made out of paper. I just remember a kind a white and brightly-colored explosion and then darkness. I was really bummed when I woke up though, because I couldn't remember any of the words or music to the "new" EYC song that they'd performed during my dream. :-(
2) Alrighty, this is my one EYC dream that I will *never* forget as long as I live because it was just so darn cute! :-) I'm at the filming of an EYC video (for another non-existant song). Except it's not nowadays. It's about 15 years ago cuz the boys are literally boys. The video starts out with little Trey in his bedroom. He's about ten years old and he's getting ready for his first date at the soda shop with his little girlfriend. Standing in front of the mirror, he whips a comb out of his back pocket, grabs a container of dippity-doo and starts slicking back his hair, and then uses the comb for a microphone as he belts out the first verse of the song. Then he bops over to the closet and pulls on his suspenders (red ones!) and a flannel. As he turns to check himself out in the mirror, Dave and Damon come running into the room. The three of them line up in their familiar formation and proceed to sing and dance their little hearts out on the chorus. Sometime during this, the director calls cut and makes them back up and do the whole thing again. I think this dream was actually a mixture of my EYC boys and this adorable group called ABC that truly was composed of 5 or 6 little boys. They had one song that made it on Mtv. It was called "Iesha." Anyone else remember that one? :-)
3) Okay, I'm on a whale-watching boat with my friend Jason. We board and head upstairs for the better view. I lead the way down the aisle and we take our seats, side by side, near the front of the boat (in the 3rd or 4th row from the big front windows). The rows behind us have seats that all face the front of the boat. The row right ahead of us faces forward, but the row ahead of that faces backward, if you follow what I'm saying here. We're sitting there chatting for a few minutes while the other passengers find their seats. After the boat gets underway, some more passengers come up the stairs and down the aisle in our direction. I don't pay them any mind until they sit down right in front of us. That's when I look up and notice that the guy sitting two rows ahead, facing me, is Mr. David Ray Loeffler! Ahh! OMG! I grab Jason's sleeve and mouth the words, "That's Dave!" Then I look again and realize the braided head directly in front of me belongs to Mr. Damon Butler, and the adorable blonde in front of Jay would be none other than Mr. Trey Parker. OMG! OMG! OMG! "Jason, it's EYC! It's Trey! OMG, Jason!" Jason looks at me and kind of gestures to Trey, like, "Are you going to talk to him?" Meanwhile the guys are talking amongst themselves. Suddenly Dave is bored and decides he can't sit still anymore, so he hops up and strolls toward the front of the boat and goes outside, disappearing from view. Damon and Trey sit there a few minutes more talking. Then Damon stands up and hands Trey a camera, saying, "Here, take pictures." Damon goes to the front of the boat and prepares to be photographed (hehe, strike a pose, Damon!). Meanwhile, Trey is fumbling with the unfamiliar and very complicated camera. It's a three-piece kind of deal. There's the main camera part, the flash part, and some kind of light meter thing. He's sitting there trying unsuccessfully to juggle all this stuff. Finally in exasperation, he turns around to me and says, "Can you hold this?" as he holds out the light meter. I just nod and reach for it. As I take it from him, I make sure that our hands brush (hehe!). So I hold the light meter, and he takes a few pics of Damon posing at the front of the boat. When he's finished, he turns back to me, grabs the meter, says, "Thanks!" and heads for the front of the boat to catch up with Damon and Dave. After they're gone, Jason's like, "Why didn't you say anything?" And I don't know. I don't have a reason. It's just... what do you say? How do you sum up eight years of admiration in a phrase or two? It's impossible. Anyway, on the bus ride home, I happened to turn around and notice my friend Marissa sitting two rows back. Except she looks different. She doesn't have her hair. She has my friend Kristine's hair from our drama club picture in the 1994 school yearbook. Anyway, after I figure out that, yes, this is Marissa, she just happens to have Kristine's hair, I yell back to her that "the craziest thing happened on the boat! I'll call you when I get home!"
4) I'm in Orlando, Florida with my mom. We're standing in a long line outside this restaurant waiting for a table. As I sit down on this stone bench, I realize there's a newspaper (hehe, a pape!) underneath. I pull it out and turn to the Entertainment section. Jokingly, I say something to my mom like, "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if EYC was in town too?" Well, then I look down and see a picture of Trey Parker splashed across the front of the Entertainment section! The article talks about how Trey is in town for the weekend doing a couple performances and some promotion for his new movie (?) Cool! Maybe we'll run into him! As we're sitting there talking about him, this group of paparazzi pushes past and out of sight. Following close behind, fresh from an interview I would assume, was none other than Mr. Trey Parker! I grab my mom's arm, "It's Trey!" She says I should go get his autograph. I reach down into my backpack and pull out a picture of him. Meanwhile he has passed us, but he's signing autographs for other people waiting in line, so he's not too far away. I catch up to him and patiently wait my turn. The girl getting an autograph ahead of me doesn't even know who he is, just that "he must be famous!" So finally, she's gone and I step up. Again, I can't speak. So I force a smile and hold out my picture to him. He smiles (as I melt) and signs the photo. When I take it back, I realize that he's signed it to me personally. It says "Amber... and I can't read what the rest says... Trey Parker" I want to scrutinize the pic to see what he wrote to me, but I'm in shock because he knew my name! I hadn't said a word, and we'd never met before! How did he know me? I had no idea. He just knew... somehow.
5) I guess this dream would be considered part two of the previous dream. I dreamt it the same night. The dream took place later on that day. My mother and I had finally been led into the restaurant. It was some kind of ladies luncheon. We knew there was scheduled entertainment, but we didn't know what it could be. I leaned over to mom and said, "Hey wouldn't it be cool if EYC was performing for us?" Just then the doors open and Trey sings his way down the aisle between the tables. Just as he's getting to the chorus, Dave runs out of nowhere and jumps up on the table. He does the rest of the song dancing on the table top. After they're done performing they leave and go down the hall. Curiousity tugs me across the hall after them. I peek into another room and who do I see but Mrs. Parker (Trey's mommy) and she's preparing the room for a wedding reception later that day. Someone in the family is getting married and everyone's coming here later.
6) EYC is at my house. They're just hanging out. I'm sitting in the living room watching Mrs. Parker cut Dave's hair in the dining room. When he's done, he comes and sits with me in the living room. While we're chatting about Danny and what a jerk he is, Trey comes in and sits down to get a haircut. The funny thing is that the way his mom cuts his hair is to put a big silver mixing bowl on his head and then cut off everything that hangs down lower than the bowl. I turn my attention back to Dave who is talking about our friend Marissa and how much he likes her. :-) He keeps going on and on, but as he speaks he starts going faster and faster and he starts talking quieter and quieter until I can barely hear what he's saying. I want to interrupt and tell him to slow down so I can hear him, but I'm afraid he'll stop talking about all this personal stuff if I interrupt, so I keep quiet. After awhile I notice that Trey's haircut is finished. His mom removes the bowl, and surprsingly the haircut looks awesome! :-)
7) My brother and I are in a park with one of those outdoor stages. Joe notices that there's a band coming onstage right then! So we start running across the park, but the farther we go, the higher the grass grows, keeping us away from the stage. We're about halfway there when Joe notices another stage across from the main stage. It's a radio station broadcast booth. He says, "Hey! There's JoJo!" I look over, and not only do I see JoJo (from the KIIS Los Angeles radio station) but standing beside him on the platform, wearing a blue and white Hawaiian shirt is... Trey! I start running again and yell over my shoulder, "It's Trey! Where's the camera!" But as I get closer, I realize that it's not Trey. It's a blonde guy in a Hawaiian shirt that *should* be, but is definitely *not* Trey Parker. Just then, I notice that everyone on the platform is wearing blue and white hawaiian shirts, except JoJo who is wearing a navy blue polo. Hmmm... the hawaiian shirts must be the station uniform or something.
8) There's a group of people all standing around Trey. I'm not sure if they were reporters taking pics or just fans, but anyway, I'm standing in this group just sort of looking on. Somebody yells, "Hey smile for the camera!" So Trey turns to his baby that he's holding and says, "Smile for the camera, baby!" and he turns the baby around to face the people. He and the baby both have these cheesy grins pasted across their faces. But the baby isn't any regular baby. It's Trey's full-sized, adult head on a baby's body. Ack! So then the dream switches (as they tend to do) and now Trey is holding a cat. He says, "Smile for the camera, Kitty!" and they both turn to smile. Again, they both have big cheesy grins (yes, the cat does too! Ack!)
9) In my dream, I had this teeny-bopper magazine. I think it was Popstar or something. Well, they had this offer where you could call an 800 number and you would get to hear an EYC "Message from the Band" and then tell them your name and address so that they would send you EYC promo stuff. It was like t-shirts and CDs and pics and stuff. So anyway, in the dream, I keep trying to call up and submit all my info, but I keep getting interrupted and having to hang up. Well, later in the dream, I'm at the grocery store. They have these gumball machine type things, but instead of getting candy when you put in your money, you get a phone call. So I put in my dime (yes, a dime. I'm a child of the 80's, what can I say? Anyway...) and it makes the call. Well, I'm standing there inputting my information and it gets to the part where it asks for your address. I give it, but when I get to the zip code, it's a bunch of numbers right, so I'm all 9... 8... and before I can get the rest of the numbers out this voice starts loudly reciting zip codes, trying to screw me up. I look over and Dave from EYC is standing in front of another vending machine with Trey. Trey's trying to decide what kind of candy to get, but Dave is just standing there going, "We're from LA. 90069. 98335." etc. I sort of look over at him like, "Quiet, goober!" and just go back to inputting my info. It wasn't odd to me at all that they were standing there.
10) Alrighty, in my dream I was at the Puyallup Fair with my friend Marissa. We were psyched because we heard EYC was going to be playing that day. It wasn't an actual concert tho, more of an audition. They were going to be playing in front of some judges and a few audience members in order to determine whether or not they would be hired to play at the fair. At the beginning of the dream we're sitting under this white canopy with the stage in front of us and we're just waiting... and waiting... and waiting... Finally, the dream switches and now we're off to the side, and the stage has magically moved to the spot under the canopy where we had been waiting. (Whatever.) So finally, EYC takes the stage!! And we're screaming and holding up our signs and stuff. They go into their first song, singing and dancing as usual. But then the second song starts and Damon says they're going to try something different. A drum set slowly rises from out of the floor and a keyboard and stool magically appear as well. Dave takes his spot behind the drum set and Damon gets ready to do his thang with the keyboard. Trey (I guess he's the "Davy Jones" of EYC ~ minus the tamborine) just pulls the stool up to his mic stand. After the second song, Damon announces Dave's drum solo. The drum set and Dave glide to the back of the stage and he goes at it. At the end of his solo, the drum set and Dave glide back to the front of the stage. (Weird) After that the concert goes on as usual with Dave on drums, Damon on keyboard, and Trey doing his Davy Jones thang.