ANDY GREATBANKS

THE GAFFER

Also known as the gaffer and for his famous tumbles & falls as Bambi. We have all seem them, some famous falls include Andy falling over in the changing rooms and knocking the water bucket all over his self soacking his clothes and Pensford shirt, but dont worry Daddy Greatbanks brought him another one to change into so Dan didn't fine him. Andy always puts in a tumble at training when he forgets that he needs to move his legs before he wants to run. Known as a bit of a party animal it wasn't a suprise that he turnt up to my 18th, but half way through the night Tony Farmer (father of liam) come running out the toilets in shock saying that there was some hooligan in there pissing all over the floor and smashing bottles in a drunken rage. In amazement the man who come out the toilet was the gaffer himself who to this day blames it on a hand drier (yeah we believe u Andy). This year one of the new approaches to the teamwear are the new Pensford FC polo shirts which Andy has handmade by a small Thai child he hides in his bedroom but remember there are no refunds as many of us found when we tried returning are shirts because they have shrunk to become boob tubes, cheers Andy.