JAMES BURBRIDGE

This is Burbs getting ready to muff dive

Once quoted as the type of lad you want your daughter to go out with and marry James Burbridge has undergone a slow transformation from the good boy next door to the man waiting outside planet kids for his next victim. Burbs is the brains of the team and is a straigh A student and has used his mathmatics skills to devise his own equation which is younger girls + drunker girls = greater chance of sex/action. This has worked with many drunken young women but we will mention no names (leah caple, val higgins, chloe tiley,

Burbs is also known for his massive clown feet of size 14. He has to get his boots especially made for him by a  group of midgets (including tuvey) that he keeps in his garage .The picture to your right shows my foot on the left up against Burbs's on the right and this was when we were only 15. Many women believe the bigger the shoe size the bigger a mans dong but in this case me and burb both break the trend!

His feet are big!