LIAM FARMER
Here are a few pictures of the  man himself and a couple of his lookalikes!
Growing up in the harsh neighbourhoods of Hartcliffe with no life, career or friends this young lad was rescued a pushed up the popularity scale thanks to Blue O'Connor. God only knows what would have happened to him without Blues help, the only thing left for Blue to do know is help Liam lose his virginity. The lucky lady will probably be over 13 stone as we all know Liam like the fat birds. You may think this kid has no luck with the ladies due to his hideous face, greesy hair, ardvark and ronaldinho like teeth but this is not true. Liam showing his player skills at the last Pensford social at the George & Dragon managed to pull Dan Lucus's wife. Liam actually saw nipple as she thrusted him into her breasts. Dans wife liked what she saw when the picture of Liams ardvark was passed around the pub earlier that night. What is the ardvark, you ask? Unfortunately it cannot be described and a picture will published as soon as we get hold of one. Lets just say he has a little extra on the end of his .....!