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| Here are the headlines on Pensford FC hitting the papers this week........... |
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| TOUR SHIRT NAMES RELEASED! With tour closely approaching the offical tour names have been now been released. The list is below: Andy G - Bambi Liam - Aardvark Aaron - Juan nutt Dan Lucus - Cock in ear (soon to be cock in mouth or cocknose) Blue - The Straff Ryan - Thumbprint or Rice (to be announced) CJ - Booty Luv Simon - MC Neck Matt - Eagle Ian Whittard - SSSLLAP HEAD Jay Poole - Sailor boy Joe Pearce - Rapist Tovey - 5 Head Ross Farmer - Meat Sweat |
| LIAMS BIRTHDAY BASH & BASH UP It was Liams birthday recently and the boys celebrated his 19th and winning the championship together. Even Dan Lucus was out but we think he was out more for the fast food as the fat git managed to stop 4 times to feed his hunger. Ending up in Panache the boys wereup to their usual tricks; drinking excessively, dancing, womanizing and Andy doing the worm. Simon managed to pull his favourite girl at the moment and you all know who she is. Simon m8 ur dik stinks! Anyway the nite was toped off with a drunken scrap between Liam & Blue where they wrestled on the ground and threw monkey punches at each other and still ended up kissing and making up within a hour of the whole shananagans. Quote of the night goes to simon who at the time of the brawl was asked to split it up and replied with 'Dont worry, they do it all the time' as Liam and Blue tangled on the town center pavement. |
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