REASONA WHY A FILIPINO/AMERICAN CANNOT BE A UNITED STATES PRESIDENT

1. . The White House is not big enough for in-laws.

2. Not enought space at the White House to park the two Honda Civic, the Toyota Celica, the 1985 disel Mercedes-Benz, and the Chrysler Van.

3. Can't find a decent chicken or pork adobo in D.C.

4. Secret Service could never handle nagging mother.

5. Dignitaries are intimidated by eating with fingers at state dinners

6. Senior aides would not take shoes off before entering White House.

7. Too many windows to put metal bars on outside.

8. Not allowed to install whistle-beep on presidential limo when put in reverse geat.

9. White House walls are not big enough to hold giant wooden fork and spoon.

10. Faa won't allow rainbow tape on Air Force One dshboard.

11. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst psssst hoy".

12. No more WWII jeeps available for restoration as presidential jitneys.

13. Mah Jong would be illegally used to raise campaign funds.

14. Can't send presidential towles as gifts to the Philippines

15. Rose garden can't be turned into vegetable garden with tomatoes, squash, ampayala, mango, jackfruit, lychees, and kalamancee.

16. Roasted pig might scare the Sierra Club loggy.

If you have anyother little sayings drop me a line at mel_h@earthlink.net.

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