PEPSI MAX IS MA DRINK YA FANNY
(so try and say it's yours and i'll set my budgie on ya)
Aye, well as the heading goes this is my drink. KNOWN FACT - I bathe in Pepsi Max each morning before i boil an egg.  Aye man, class and ya should try it.  I thank the person who created this wonderful drink as they have somehow made this better than the original Pepsi in my stinky opinion although nobody cares but ya should really cos i'm the one who has eyes and you don't.  You trying to say i don't have finger nails?? What ya all about ya fuckin' dafty?!?! TRY AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
I INVITE YOU ALL TO MY FRIDGE WARMING PARTY!!
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Here we have 3 bottles of Pulse. Pulse is strong white cider, it's almost as good as pepsi-max...but not quite as good. However it does get you drunk but pepsi-max doesn't! Er...and...it...yes, the drink has many a good memory for me, ahhhh all the times I've got drunk on that wonderful substance.  It really is very nice. Yes.
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