Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define "interesting".
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
Jayne Cobb: She is startin' to damage my calm.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [Over the ship's intercom] This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight... turbulence and then explode.
Jayne Cobb: Let's be bad guys.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne Cobb: Yes!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: [caught off guard] Well... you can't...
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a little plastic rocket...
Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Can we start with the part where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 pound girl? Because that's *never* getting old.
Kaylee Frye: Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Oh, God! I can't *know* that!
Jayne Cobb: I could stand to hear a little more.
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Aw hell, I'm a fan of all seven... but right now, I'm gonna have to go with Wrath.