One of the funnest things about playing APBA is making up nicknames for each player. Here are the nicknames we call each player. This page is still under construction
Dontrelle Willis - "D-Train"
Roger Clemens - "The Rocket" , "Rocketman"
Chris Carpenter - "Magic Carp"
Mariano Rivera - "MO!" , "Lawn-MOwer" , "Briggs-n-Straton"
Chad Cordero - "Chief"
Scott Eyre - "Eyre Jordan"
Jason Varitek - "Quick-Tek" , "Quick Tek brought to you by WyoTek"
Derek Lee - "Lean on Me"
Mark Sweeney - "Weeney"
Mark Ellis - "Mellis"
Rickie Weeks
Alex Rodriguez - "A-Rod" , "Gay-Rod"
Morgan Ensberg - "Mo"
Melvin Mora - "No Nickname, No Penis, Just Plays" , "Smelvin' Melvin"
Matt Murton - "Smurton Hurtin' Murton" , "Murt"
Jeff Francoeur - "The Yankee Killer"
Mike Cameron - "Cameron Crazies"
Jason Bay - "K-Bay" , "Double-Play Bay" , "Gay Bay" , "Green Bay" , "ROY Bay"
Edgar Renteria - "Igor"
Trot Nixon - "I am Not a Crook!"
Brian McCann - "Brian Mc-Can't"
Redd Johnson - "Reed Sorensen"
Francisco Rodriguez - "K-Rod"
Ben Sheets - "Big Ben"
Randy Johnson - "The Big Unit"
Brandon Webb - "Webb Gem"
Tim Hudson
Justin Duchscherer - "Duck-Shitter" , "The Dueche"
Mike Timlin
Bob Wickman- "His Kids Go to Peshtigo"
Jorge Posada-
Albert Pujols- "Winnie The Pujols"
Ryan Howard - "ROY"
Ray Durham
David Wright - "David Allan Grier"
Derek Jeter - "Disc Jockey"
Neifi Perez -
Reggie Sanders - "Laverne and Sanders"
Moises Alou - "Mo"
Brian Giles-
Randy Winn - "For the Winn"
Larry Walker
Geoff Jenkins
Jorge Cantu - "Hey! Lets see what this kid can do!" , "Jorge Can't-Do"
Wily Mo Pena
Jonny Gomes- "Going, Going, Gomes!"
Scott Rolen
AJ Burnett
Derek Lowe - "D-Lo Brown"
Jeff Suppan - "Soup!"
Shawn Chacon - "Straight outta south central Anchorage Alaska"
John Patterson - "Pat Patterson first ever Intercontinental Champion"
Tom Gordon - "Flash"
Cliff Politte - "How Politte"
Daniel Wheeler - "Wheeler and Dealer"
Victor Martinez-"You see this one time me and Martinez" , "Victor from Young and the Restless", "Victor Conte"
Todd Helton
Brian Roberts "Robby Roberts"
Eric Chavez - "Julius Cesar Chavez"
Jhonny Peralta - "Honny!"
Manny Ramirez - "Man-Ram" , "Manu"
Bobby Abreu - "Bobbo"
Lance Berkman - "Beekman"
Travis Hafner - "Pronk"
Chad Tracy - "Tracy...He's a Girl!"
Paul Konerko
Bill Hall - "Mr. Walk-Off"
Damian Miller - "Miller Time!"
Nomar Garciaparra - "Noarm Garciapopout"
Nick Swisher - "Swisher Sweets"
Robinson Cano - "Robinson Crusoe"
Carl Crawford
Carlos Silva - "Chief"
John Garland - "Judy"
Paul Byrd - "Bryd's the Word"
Freddy Garcia
Kevin Millwood
Todd Jones - "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone!" , "What's new pussy cat? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."
B.J. Ryan - "Blow Job"
Jessy Crane - "The Sandhill Crane"
A.J. Pierzynski- "Cheater"
Tony Clark- "Dangerous Tony C" , "Tony the Tiger"
Chase Utley- "Chase Credit Cards" , "Dirtball"
Placido Polanco- "The Placido Effect"
Michael Young- "Michelle"
Johnny Damon
Vernon Wells- "Vernon Hills Golf Course"
Luis Gonzalez - "Gonzo"
Lyle Overbay - "O!"
Jose Reyes - "Do you know the way to San Jose?"
Russell Branyon- "Russell the Muscle"
Coco Crisp
Brady Clark
Cliff Floyd- "Pink Floyd"
Odalis Perez
Jose Vidro
Garret Anderson
Johnny Estrada
Michael Cuddyer
Kenny Rogers- "The Gambler" , "He flirts with death"
Chone Figgins- "Figgins The Figger"