MARY KAY LATOURNEAU

by nANCI mEEK 6/99 (to Wonderful world" by Sam Cooke)

Don't know much about History
Don't know much criminology
Don't know what a profilactic's for
Never even seen a horny french whore
But I do know I like your ass
If they ask here's your special Hall Pass
Please raise up my grade pretty please

Don't know much about Biology
So let's turn to page 23
Don't know how to unhook a bra
Do you know what a slide ruler is for
But I do know one and one is two
If this condom fits I'll be with you
Please raise up my grade, pretty please

If you want to be an "A" student
You must sleep with me
And maybe you and me can make our own baby
And the judge will show leniency

Don't know much about virginity
Don't know much about fertility
Don't care if they send me to jail
I'll come and see you, I'll never fail
Will you love me when I'm old and grey
I'll change your Depends every day
What a miserable life it will be

Biology
Criminology
My Bra's unhooked
My virginity's took
But I do know that I love you
Conjugals are from 10 to 2
What a miserable life it will be

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