Prison of the Dead

A wealthy eccentric fakes his own funeral to lure his friends to a haunted prison for witches.

Review

Bill is at the bar with a bar of something. I guess he is trying to carve something because he got a carving knife. Pete got the hots for Bill in this episode. He got a decapitated stump of a leg with a foot attached and proceed to nibble on it. I like it because it was bloody. But I would had liked it even more if Pete licked the blood off of with with his tongue. He tried to give it to Bill but he refuses I know some people here who would said hell yeah to that offer!

Bill (poor thing) had to sit and watch Pete sloppily eat stuff off of a plate like a bloody hand and (I swear) fried chitterlings. UGH! I just got through eating. I don't need this.

Pete is eating his chitterlings and bloody hand and was eyeing Bill and Bill shooed him off. Bill and Pete need to eat that stuff together now that would be cool. By the way Pete was eyeing Bill. I think Pete had the hots for Bill. (Oh yeah, I already said that! My bad!)

Pete and Bill (are seated in front of the bar in cheap chairs) Bill convinces Pete into slowing down because he is a glutton (just look at that gut) Pete shows his appreciation by biting Bill's hand and Bill gets pissed then passive.(Hey I am confused here are you?)

Oh yeah zombies are real now. I just found this out. Like in Africa they use this poison that kills people and they come back. They are not killers instead they are confused flunkies just like Pete

NOW YOU KNOW!

Bill is still passive and while he talks to Pete, this black chick walks in the bar. Pete looks at her and gets horny as hell. If I didn't know any better, I think he was having an erection right about now. He and Bill discuss how fine this chick is but they are too fat and lazy to do her.

Pete and Bill still sitting in front of the bar. Bill changed. He looks all beat up and sick. He looked like me in in 89 when Duke's boyfriend Dylan beat me up (It's a long story) Well Pete started putting some meat chunks in a glass looks like iced tea. Bill was trying to give Pete money for some organ meats. Note to Bill: Go to the store they sell kidneys there. (DUH!) Boy, this show's got to go!

But wait there's more....

Bill and Pete well, mostly Bill anyway, talks to Pete about why being dead sucks and they gets up and do this stupid dance. They could had left that out, but I really enjoyed looking at Pete's fat gut hanging over the front of his pants.

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