Vampire Journals

A vampire (David Gunn) seeking revenge on his creator confronts the master (Jonathon Morris) of the undead, a rival for the same woman (Kirsten Cerre)."

Review

Bill runs to the bar with a bloody neck. Pete gets some holy water and hits Bill in the face with it. What would a monster needs holy water for? Oh well. Pete gives Bill some fake blood to drink because it stained his tongue. Real blood don't stain your tongue because the food dye is so strong that it dyes your tongue! You learn something new every day.

Bill was all decked out in full vampire regalia looked pretty rough. His fake teeth kept falling out. Pete stabs him with a fake stake. Pete still putting holy water all over Bill. I never seen a religious monster before in my life, but there is a first for everything.

Then we jump story lines again where Bill makes love to an orange then bites it and gets busted. Pete got turned on though. Bill talks shit. Pete stabs him with a fake stake again and Bill throws it back at him.

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