Graeme Smyth
Age

Metropolis of Residence

His overwhelming knowledge

Aspires to being


Munchies reliever

Windswept tragedu

Rocks in the dark to
...
Hair's natural habitat

His happy, fuzzy, crazy qualifications




Specialist subject:










Ratherfantastic view of PetesWayUK

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Knockloughrim


Great political & historical prowess


Dirty Den's body double

Turkey

Gone With the Wind

American Trilogy

Maghera

Because its a lovely day, and I am a babe magnet!!!!!!!!!
You wanna see my stomach hair!
What do you think?  I am insane.  Peter Andre has nothing on me. Oh yes!  I also
campaign tirelessly for the election of a Tory government.  I think that says it
all!

THE VAUXHALL NOVA & ITS PLACE IN 20TH CENTURY CULTURE

The Nova, for me, is a car which defined a century, along with the mini & morris
minor.  Never has a car of such inestimable crappiness taken to our roads, but
it was very popular across the globe, especially (for some reason) Australia!
The saloon version (1985-1991) was utterly pathetic.  The Nova was a car of our
generation, but let us shed no tears for it.  Long Live the Corsa (and to a
greater extent, the Clio.  Hip Hip Hooray, London to host the 2012 Olympics,
Belfast the 2014 Commonwealth Games)


Mr Huey, it is my humble opinion that your esteemed website, in particular the
excellent awards category, is fantastico!  Oh yes.  You see, it is so
wonderfully insane and wicked, so chic and 21st Century, that one cannot help
but love it!  You are a comic genius old boy.  I salute you.  You are worthy of
an OBE!  (Enough boot licking for one day I think, back to geography)
arrivedaci!
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