Divides time between
The legend
How to annoy Granny
Bringer of pleasure
Will watch
Enjoys listening to and then ruining
Location, location...
Happy because of.
Very fuzzy because...
Definitely crazy as...
Specialist subjects: Platypus (Animal Vegetable of Evil Space Wizard)
Me & My Woogie
Penguin Whacking
Stuffed Pigeons and Marmalade
Bellaghy(watch this space)/Magherafelt
Like fire, stolen from Mount Olympus to dwell among mere mortals, Peter "Wonderboy" Huey is forced to pull off a cover-up on a daily basis to leave no clue to his true identity. Asides from leaked moments of sure genius and brilliance, it's a very convincing act...
There's no business like showbusiness... movies, music, don't care which, show me the money... well actually, more dignity and rewards in the film industry, less fame but more money, as it were... plus, you don't really have to worry so much about the retarded-council-estate-fanatics thing... music's less glamerous but instant fame, pity about the lack of rewards via hard cold cash. Depends more on talent and a lot less on effort, though still A LOT needed...
Chocolate (and lots of), though currently my patented "luncheon-meat-pitta-with-salad surprise" comes close (the surprise? There's no salad)
Oh oh... at this very moment in time, I haven't yet seen it but I KNOW I'm going to love Shaun Of The Dead cause Spaced was a BRILLIANT TV show... I know it's kind of ruined by now being known by EVERYONE, but the Lord Of The Rings is awe-inspiring, and has the lot: drama, action, romance, comedy and some truely great life-lessons, all tied together by immaculate writing based on the most detailed novel ever. Still have a soft spot for Good Will Hunting... and Dogma... oh dear... and Fight Club... OH DEAR... and Pulp Fiction... ah well...
Song: Erm... right now? Nine Days' "Story of a Girl" cause I just cut myself mastering the guitar solo... actually, Three Doors Down's "Here Without You", Maroon 5's "Harder To Breathe" and flipping Third Day's "Love Song", which has taken me an AGE to be able to play even half right...
Anywhere that people are applauding me - that would be the Land Of Nod then...
not quite sure sometimes - don't get me wrong, I'm just so boooooooorrrrreeeeddddd....
cause I covered myself in tar and broke into the wig-maker's secret stash
(see above)
I can do four at once: Platypi (Animal,veg, or Evil Space Wizard), Woogies, The gentlemanly sport of Penguin-whacking and Stuffed Pigeons with Marmalade.... allow me to tell you a tale...
...for once upon a moonlit night, I was hiking to the South Pole with my faithful furry companion, one Mr Woogie (of Woog End, Woogiton) when all of a sudden we were confronted by a seemingly enraged penguin. Not-to-worry though, as Mr Woogie was quick to whip out his handy all-weather stuffed pigeon and bopped the flightless blighter (penguin, not the pigeon, which was only flightless on account of being dead and smeared in marmalade). El Woogiachi (the true hidden identity of Mr Woogie) was only halted from bludgeoning the aforementioned penguin to death by a passing Platypus. "Aha," exclaimed El Woogiachi, "you cannot challenge me, for I am the wielder of the mighty stuffed pigeon, of which legend spoke!" But the unfazed platypus replied, "You'd think so wouldn't you? Only it turns out I happen to be an Evil Space Wizard, bent on global domination!" And with that, he whipped out a big pointy wand and stabbed El Woogiachi in regions-most-unmentionable. And would have been the end for me too... if I handed seized the frigid pigeon from my dead comrade's grasp and poked the dastardly Space Wizard/Duck-Billed Thingmebobber in the eye...