Location of box
Why he should be avoided
Daft Website
Destined to be
Meals he can't spell
Wizard supplier
Bangs head to
...
Hair's natural habitat
His happy, fuzzy, crazy qualifications
Specialist subject:
Port-glen-1 (or bellaghy at weekends, but we dont talk about that!!)
Tall Dark And devishly handsome, or so they tell me?! (they being colloquial
slang for GARY)
www.yetisports.org
God person
Chinease ( schezhaun hmmm.. cant spell, but tastes good anyway..)
Lotr return of the king
Right side of wrong- Bon jovi
Africa
i dont know, my unquenchable love for everything, except Peter
Take a look at me, what do u think?? i lost contact with my hairdresser a
loooong time ago... it still hurts.... sniff
the ancient tribe of hindu nits wot live on my head, eat of my earwax and
whisper commands... ahhhh haaa! (alan partrige)
Sheep and why they should be approached with EXTREME caution...
A while back, on a long and lonely bus drive, i looked hither through my window
and spotted a hairy beast diving underground... hmmm i need sleep i thought....
some weeks later again on the bus, i was conversing jovially with my comrades
and was alarmed when one, the short fat one told me he had spotted a sheeps head
poking out of the ground and diving back in. he of course being fat and
therefore stupid, thought this was hilarious, and meerly thought i had fallen
asleep, not died of shock.
any way i was floatin through the air ( i was dead like) and decided i was going
to find out what the HECK was going on....
turns out.....
it was all a dream, i woke up in ballymena, missed me bloody stop again!
THE END