| 10 REASONS WHY THE HIT COUNTER IS SO LOW |
| Used to get a lot more hits back on the old site, when fools were young and e-federations were popular. Everyone just bookmarks the message board and goes straight to it. They made me do it. Nobody loves us, everybody hates us, cause we eat worms all day... In the beginning was the Woog, and he took all the credit. The Man is trying to keep us down. We had to lie in order to be allowed to maintain free webhosting. Low? No, it's not. You're just hallucinating again. Probably all those pills you've been popping. Or maybe your eyes are just stretching in order to get as far away from your face as possible. The badgers did it! It's a metaphor for modern-day existance: we're trying to educate you fools. |