And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
Do I look like a people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You!... Off my planet!
Does your train of thought have a separate cabin for first class?
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
A "BBC News: Parliment 24" mind in an "MTV" world.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
Not all women are annoying. Some are dead.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.