| BIG SPENDER parody |
| The minute you log on the net You're a target for a dubious offer from online scammers They'll sell you anything You shouldn't be surprised to see a vase from Peking |
| They're ripping you off, you can bet when they don't guarantee the authenticity Internet spender -- spend your money carefully |
| Wouldn't you like to buy stocks, bonds, guns How about a new car, guitar I could sell you a -- floor plan You could watch me on -- webcam |
| When opening e-mail be warned That Viagra pill may not be a safe one to get that stiff one You'll be in so much pain If the one you get is not legit you could go insane |
| For e-ver-y sucker that's born There just aren't enough minutes in the day Internet spender -- giving every dollar away ...spending all your time on Ebay ...bidding on a hat from John Wayne ...or a piece of JFK's brain |
| (c) 2004 Sheila W |