12-10-04, 10:00
Just a word for anyone going into surgery, make sure they don't take out anything they shouldn't! You see, that's how doctors make their money, by removing all your unnecessary organs like the kidneys, tonsils, and one lung and then taking them down to Guatamala and selling them to drug trafikers who use them to smugle drugs and anthrax into the US, or they use it in plastic surgery. Where do you think the fat from liposuctions goes? They use it to make boob implants. Interestingly enough that's probably the one area guys don't mind a good amount of fat to be on a girl, at least in my experience, which isn't much, unless we're talking about, ONLINE EXPERIENCE!!!111 Anyways, I've still been playing a lot of Runescape, and still been checking up on Steve's site every twenty minutes, even though he only updates it once a day. I also watched a stand up special by Demetri Martin. That dude's fweakin' HIGH-LARIOUS! See what I did there? No? Well that's fine, 'cause neither do I. Let this be a lesson kids, don't drink and post, even if you're only drinking water. Just let yourself be parched to death for your art. That's what I would do if I was hardcore. I wish I was hardcore. Maybe when I'm older... Anyways, I've been thinking about getting World of Warcraft a lot lately, but first i need to gather up the 80 buckaroonis necessary to get me the game and a three month subscription. Also I saw a trailer for the new War of the Worlds movie. Looks awesome. Also, just wanna remind y'all that Child's Play is still going on, so you should probably toss some money their way. You should also buy, well preorder, well register to preorder, the Order of the Stick trade book, or just check out the comic online. Funny stuff man, funny stuff. And I know just how you can make the money necessary for all of this. Also, check this out. This is one of the reasons I stopped being infatuated with Japan.
12-9-04
I'm now supporting Kinky Friedman for the Texas Governer's race in 2008. Why? Why the hell not? Well, it mostly has to do with seeing the sig of a certain person's sig on a certain message board over and over again until it became a subliminal message and I myself began to think "why the hell not?" In the end I doubt it matters seeing how I would be overly generous in saying I have one reader, and if I have one he or she, oh who am I kidding, he would probably not be from Texas, or of the legal voting age. So why even bother? Well why the hell not? Well, I've started updating the comic section, and I'll be done, some time, but mostly I come baring news  of a new Tim Burton movie in the style of nightmare before Chirstmas, and a new trailer for the Willy Wonka remake. Both are looking supremely awesome and give me a new zest for life that will get me through that God forsaken pig sissection in Science class. On a side note I've been playing a lot of Runescape lately. You should check it out, it's an awesome and totally free game.
12-8-04, 6:25 PM
It's Church again! So, I'm mostly here to say that I've uploaded a new flash movie to the site. I made it using my new 1 Hour Flash movie idea. Here's how you can make you're own one hour flash masterpiece:
1- Start animating, animate for an hour, whatever you want. Try not to think about it too much, just make it look cool, funny, and interesting.
2. Get together with your friends and watch the movie and record your voices as you watch.
3. Now insert the audio file into the flash movie and synch it up with the movie.
4. Watch and enjoi
Which reminds me, if you haven't before, or you just haven't today visit Steve's Site. It's a great site, so great in fact I check up on it at least 5 times a day, even though he only updates once a day. I think I just do it because I have no lfe. That's the same reason I made that movie! Well that, and it's fun. I'll put up the other two movies I did some time, and some time I'll bring my comic up to date, and maybe even update it! Wouldn't that be somethin'?
11-28-04, 6:45
Church here, Sorry I haven't updated in a while. I think I'm going to turn the news page into a sort of blog, but I won't call it that because everyone has blogs these days, but how many people have ranting/ news pages? Not nearly as many, I can tell you that! Well, November has been a busy month, my birthday was on the 15th, the greatest movie ever came out, The Incredibles, and the greatest game ever came out, Halo 2. If you haven't seen the Incredibles, do it! I was expecting a Lot and it came through. Kids and adults will love it. While you're at the theatres you should also check out National Treasure, I saw it last night and was pleasently surprised. If you don't pick it apart like the love child of one of those snobby elitist internet persons and a vulture you'll have a blast. It's funny, smart, and has just enough action. Also the whole family can enjoy it. It's sort of like Pirates of The Caribean meets Indiana Jones, which means it's good to those of you who live under a rock. Thanksgiving was fun, but not as fun as the day after. I got up at 7;30 and went bargain shopping. I got three awesome games, a life sized air soft rifle, and 24 on DVD. I got 24 for 13 dollars, that's like 40 bucks off! And all I had to do to get it was wait in line for an hour and ten minutes. I've also been wathing Home Movies, the TV show, on DVD. God that's a great show, you should run out and get it right now, while you're going to watch the Incredibles and pick up Halo 2. If you do you'll thank me. If you don't, I don't really care.
Church here. Nothing much to say, except I've completely overhauled the site. Hope you like it. I'll be uploading a lot of new content, 30 more comics, flash movies, articles, more links, and all sorts of other cool stuff. Until then, enjoy this picture of my disembodied head blowing up an unsuspecting house. It's completely unedited! Peace and god bless :)
Check out my Techno Babylon submission.
Well, here's the first new comic of this web page. Okey dokey! Also, I am no longer infringing any copyrights in my store, so go over there!
Well,the webpage has just started up! i'm gonna be working on it for a while. Right now, nothing works, but I promise you things will start to fall into place. Until then just hang tight :)