Our Quotes

• "God, Sisqo, Fabio"
• "Now entering Licking county."
• "Look at all the Porta Potties. Holy Crap!"
• "Big Bone Lick State Park"
• "They want to spread their oodleness."
• "I gotta learn to stop first. Then I'll try a triple axle."
• Loralei04: man, this is only our 20's... can you imagine what 50's are going to be like?
  Lauraluvsal: we're gonna be crouchy out creaky women :-P
  Lauraluvsal: grouchy not crouchy
  Loralei04: I thougth so ;-)
  Lauraluvsal: we might be crouchy too i don't know
• "Oh yeah, we have to press the button."
• "We're plummeting into the sky."
• "There's wood in my pistachio salad."
  "Me too."
• "Like D.P. and then Dough."
  "Is that a residence?"
• "I lost my quarter down my crotch."
• "Where'd my nut go?"
• "There are no physical risks involved in this research. However, some of the questions may make you think about your own competencies and preparation to be a teacher, raising concerns over self-esteem. If this occurs, we encourage you to meet with your advisor to discuss your concerns so that you may address these issues and be better prepared to be the best teacher you can...The University of Connecticut does not provide insurance converge to compensate you if you are injured during the research. However, you may still be eligible for compensation. If you are injured, you can file a claim against the State of Connecticut seeking compensation."
  "What the hell kind of survey is this?"
• "You're not going to have beans at midnight!"
• "I could stand naked against the wall and no one would see me."
• Old Man: "Beauty before age"
  Us: "Awww"
• "There are NO IHOPS in Lexington!"
• Bucksnort, TN
• Jessa's shortcuts: "Surprise! We're in Texas!"
• "Tiny Dancer from Whose the Boss"
• "Heylo, I think I have the wrong number"
• "Y2K4: We turn water into wine"
• "Are ya'll comin' in for the deli fest?"
• "Cars derail in the rain."
• "Why are we making bat balls?"
• "I've seen elk, buffalo..."
• "Do you ever have random words pop up in you head? like..... Tokyo?"
• "Cake, who wants cake?"
• "He's downright beefy!"
• "Is it slow at the gatehouse?"
• "Sausage and cheese biscuits. It's a dream come true."
• "Power to the Indians!"
• "Shrek is a good looking ogre"
• "Wrong floor guys"
• "We had to pull over because Laura had an incredible urge for a cookie. She is pregnant you know."
• "NO! TURN RIGHT!"
  "Oh, right?"
• "By the way, what's your ketchup?"
• "Nothing like a good salty nut roll"
• "Save your panties?"
• "It was Jessica"
• "So the whole table goes up and goes one way and Laura goes the other?"
• "The good, the ugly and the ugly"
• "Why is it that I know Britney Spear's schedule?"
• "I can't even remember what type of Jew I am"
• "I'd like a cup of coffee, in bed. Wo xiang-yao yi-bei ka-fei in bed."
  "No, the fortune!"
• "I like his shoes"
  "Yeah but I'd wear them with a kilt"
• "Well my schedule sucks but my life does too so that fits"
• "Lord of the Robes"
• MOM: "On a scale of 1 to Timberlake how good looking was he"
• "Yeah, we'll only have our skin burned off."
  "Well we'll be alright in Michigan. I'll have a flock of people show up at my door with no skin."
• "Does that mean I'm obese?"
• "I'm going to use a spoon and hide it in my desk"
• "Forget 'busta cap in your ass' Cuba'd blow a missile in our ass!"
• "Yeah, my mom put her fish in the ice cube tray."
  "I'm not eating the ice in her house."
• "It's not that bad. It tastes like birdseed."
  "You've tasted birdseed?"
  "You haven't??!!??"
  "Well my mom has wild birds so..."
  "So she makes you eat their food?"
• "Candyman, candyman, candyman."
• Laura: "Wanna hear a joke"
  Lora and Steph: "OK"
  Laura: "Ok so Muhammad is picked up by this horse with wings and taken to heaven to a meeting with God. So God says 'your people have to pray 175 times a day'. So Muhammad goes back to Earth and runs into Moses who says 'they'll never pray 175 times a day. Go back up and ask God to bring the number down.' So Muhammad does and God subtracts 75 prayers. But Moses says 'that's still far too high. Go back to God and get the number down further.' So Muhammad goes back and talks the number down until God says 'Five is my final offer.'"
  Lora: "OK?"
  Laura: "That's it."
  Steph and Lora: "That's it? That was the joke?"
  Laura: "Yeah, i guess it wasn't really a joke. Just some random Islamic trivia."
  Steph: "It sounds like the mafia. God is the Godfather, Moses is the sotto capo, and Muhammad is the consigliere."
• To learn more about Mafia family structure, please visit http://mafiasite.8m.com/structure.htm :)
• "I dropped you on your head when you were a baby"-- From Deep Impact, but our reaction was funny.
• "That's so not *NSYNC unless they became English opera singers."
• "The blue ball's got a headache."
• "I was laughing so hard one of my eyes wouldn't open. It's a good thing no one could see."
  "You would've looked like Igor."
• "Hopefully we don't wake up in Kansas."
  "That would be one hell of a tornado."
  "Well Dorothy went all the way over the freakin' rainbow"
• "I thought that was Laura Bush singing"
• "Hace Frikin Frio"
• "Big Jim and the twins"
• "Why is Laura so hyper? Did she just see her video?"
• "The grass is greener on the other side"
• "Shut your mouth Rui!"
• "I think they should come out in loin clothes"
• "I still think of it as a woman"
• "One section requires descent off a ledge"
  "Oh, ok, let's take that one"
• "Kathryn's job is to fan Laura"
• "Our 10-year reunion will be unique"
• "I was definately not prepared for this hike"
• "Lance owns Russia with Derek Jeter"
• "We should take a picture, and pretend it's like, a picture."
• I love Anse and Jason
• "Lora's Down!"-- damn those Taco fighters
• "Justin gets off well."--the bull, i meant the bull
• "JC was supporting himself with his hands only and he was really hard."--he he :) Oops
• Sexual Bobbing
• Lemon M&Ms
• “That light flickering is gonna get annoying really fast.”—5 seconds later we’re sitting in the dark
• Hip Hip Jorge!
• Blink me!
• "Get me on the next flight back to America. There's no water in the toilet, the beds are short, and there are no lines on the road."
• They're singing "Celebrity". It's about time for Lindsay's knock.
• "We're doing 400s?!?"-- proceed to cry
• "Sssh, it's a secret"-- if i had waffles in my pocket i wouldn't want people to know either.
• "What'd you say to me???"
  "I said shut the front door you son of a biscuit."
• "Il est necessaire qu'il aime les chiens." (it is necessary that he likes dogs)
  "ooh, tres bizzare laure" (very strange Laura)
  "Let not make stupid sentences [looks right at me]"
• "Charlie, it's coming out your back end."
• "I'm on that plan too!!!"
• "Cartman, do you want to sit in the corner until you can control your flaming gas?" ---Ok so it's from South Park but once again, our reaction to it was funny.
• "How are we supposed to call home to get our messages if we can't use the phone." "oh yeah" lol
• "Come on I can pronounce that"-- my nasty little Russian TA making fun of me
• "Hey Special"-- everyone turns :)
• "I can identify that. That's gold spraypaint."-- Mike, the best lab partner ever
• "I'm going to get very angry"-- once again my nasty TA
• "Roomate check"
• "I knew I needed to sleep when I saw the little people in my hot chocolate cup"-- yeah
• "My pancake just cracked"
• "We're really really closed"
• Watch out for those killer rabbits
• "Thanks for not disowning me when I squeal on the bus"
• "Why'd he have to be big"-- followed by a whip cream shower
• "I'M NOT A GIRL....NOT YET A WOMAN"
• "Jeez, Connecticut people"
• "POT makes us really happy and we can forget about the real world."
  "Can I quote you on that?"
• "I've had about enough of you, I think it's time you get out of my wagon!"
• "I like to watch the blue pants dance"
• "DAVID DUCHOVNY: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME. I'M SWEET AND I'M CUDLY, I'M GONNA KILL SCULLY!"
• "I threw up the plum. But my throw-up was a nice pink shade."
• "Are you ok?"
  "NO!"
  "I think it's time we stop asking that question as people are running out of the room."
• "Which one's Tino?"
  "The one who's butt we stare at."
• "Look Carrie, it's Andrew Keegan"
• "How so?"-- I'm gonna shoot her :)
• "I'm gonna shoot up. No her, her, I meant her."
• "She heard you could knock the bottom off of a Snapple bottle if you slammed it on the ground."
  "But why'd she want to do that???"
• "There's shit in the shower!!!"
• "We'll break them up. You get Britney, I'll get Justin."
• "I want them to play Chumba Wumba at my funeral because I'll be back."
• "You ate chicken?"
• "Hide me. I don't wanna talk to the entertainer guy again."
• "You're supposed to take the peanut out of the shell?"
• "For here or to go?"-- while taking an order at the drive-through :)
• "I want a whopper meal"
  "yeah"
  "oh yeah"
• "Why do random people in NYC keep asking us about the Yankees?"
  "Maybe it's the Yankee face paint all over our faces."
  "Oh yeah, maybe"
• "We harmonized 'Lean on Me. We sounded pretty good."
• "Here we are, just walking through a corn field."
• "Go away, go away. Who's your daddy?"-- Evan to a little Russian gypsy boy.
• "Your sky is blue. My sky is extremely overcast. It's actually pouring."
• "Sprague boys are evil."
• "Ey L-O"
• "Why is there a kiwi rotting in your window?"
• "Is it just me or are they rednecks?"
• "Please tell me he did not just eat that dirt."
• "We ate leaves. They actually tasted pretty good."
  "Ahhhh."
• Gotta love being laughed at by the Russian police as they watch the stupid Americans swim in the fountains.
• "Did you see any street performers?"
  "Yeah we saw male stripper acrobats."
  "Ahhhh."
• Kahunaville, Delaware
• fruitloop
• It's unnerving when you're new roomate shouts '&*%$ me!' in the middle of the night.

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