The Josher Purity Test
Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
The "submit" button is at the bottom.
Have you ever thought about chaining Josh to your bed?
Have you ever considered killing Katie Holmes because she is paid to kiss Josh?
Have you ever thought about moving to Wilmington to be closer to Josh?
Have you ever pictured Josh in a thong?
Have you ever pictured Josh in nothing?
Have you ever pictured Josh cleaning your house naked?
Have you ever pictured Josh as Tarzan?
Have you ever had naughty dreams about Josh?
Have you ever wanted to lick the screen(Computer or TV) because Josh looked so good?
Have you ever been eating a sundea and wanted to eat it off Josh?
Have you ever wished James Van Der Beek would die so they would rename the show Pacey's Creek?
Have you ever thought about having sex with Josh, against a wall?
On a table?
On the floor?
On a pool table?
Outside?
Against the refridgerator?
In the shower?
In the bed?
Under the bed?
On a dresser?
In a bathtub?
In a full bathtub?
On a desk?
In a chair?
On a couch?
In a closet?
In a pool?
Have you ever wanted to go down on Josh?
Have you ever wanted him to go down on you?
Have you ever considered having a threesome so long as you have him?
Have you ever wanted to see Josh as a stripper?
Have you ever wanted Josh to strip for you?
Have you ever wanted to stip for Josh?
Have you ever wanted to see Josh as a pirate?
Do you equate Josh with sex, sex with Josh?
Have you ever called your boyfriend/husband Josh?
Do you know every movie Josh has been in?
Have you seen every movie Josh has been in?
Do you have every movie Josh has been in on tape?
Can you name every scene Josh has been shirtless in?
Can you name every scene Josh has been wet in?
Do you push pause during shirtless/wet Josh scenes?
Do you fast forward through scenes of Dawson's Creek that do not have Josh in them?
Do you belong to a Josh related mailing list?
Do you have a Josh related site?
Do you have a Josh related screensaver/wallpaper?
Do you post on the Joshers Online Message Board?
Do you post in the Gutter Dwellers Forum?
Do you have a Joshers nickname?
Do you hold a position in the Joshers Governmental Body?
Do you have more than 100 posts at the Joshers Online Message Board?
Do you have more than 200 posts at the Joshers Online Message Board?
Do you have more than 500 posts at the Joshers Online Message Board?
Do you have more than 1000 posts at the Joshers Online Message Board?
Do you spend more than an hour a day on Josh related activities?
Do you spend more than five hours a day on Josh related activities?
Do you write Pacey centered fan fiction?
Do you write Pacey centered smut?
Have you ever cancelled plans to post on the Message Board?
Have you ever cancelled plans to do anything Josh related?
Have you ever been late for work because you were doing something Josh related?
Do you call him Josh like you know him?
Do your friends/family groan every time you say the name Josh now.
Do you talk to other Joshers more than your family?
Do you talk to other Joshers through chat like AIM, or ICQ.
Have you ever met Josh?
Have you ever tried to meet Josh?
Have you ever gone to Wilmington with the hopes of meeting Josh?
Do you know Josh's birthday?
Do you know Josh's middle name?
Do you know Josh's dogs name?
Are you a Josh keeper?
Are you a keeper of a body part of Josh?
Have you ever posted about a body part of Josh?
Have you ever voted in a poll for Josh?
Have you ever voted multiple times in a poll for Josh?
Have you ever voted for over an hour in a poll for Josh?
Have you ever bought a teen magazine just because Josh was in it?
Do you quote Pacey on a frequent basis?
Have you ever asked your boyfriend/husband why he doesn't buy you a wall?
Have you ever asked your boyfriend/husband why he doesn't join the rowing crew?
Do you look at guys and compare them to Josh?
Do you have an aversion to Alicia Witt because she had the nerve to turn Damon down in Urban Legends?
Have you ever wondered what Josh calls "it"?
Do you ever wonder about his "size"?
Do you have an MP3 of Josh singing Wild Thing?
Are you a member of the Secret Society?
Is your door or wall or anothing else in your bed room a shrine to Josh?
Do people know you as the chick obsessed with Josh?
Do you make Josh centered Fan art?
Have you ever made a fan art with a shirtless/wet Josh?
Do you support operation Wet Josh?
Do you support Project Nookie even if only because it means sex for Pacey?
Have you ever moaned while looking at a pic of Josh?
Have you ever moaned just thinking about Josh?
Are you taking this test?
Would you let Josh read your answers?
Would you be afraid if Josh read your answers?
Have you lied on this test to get a more corrupt score?
Good going!