Fun on the Incubus Forums

I'm pretty fed up with Incubus. When I got into their album Make Yourself way back when, they became my favorite band. However, their two albums after MY have been less than impressive. I recently heard that they will be releasing a new album in November 2006, so I decided to check the forums to see what people are saying. Well, here's what they're saying.

This first one was the funnier of the two threads. The original post contained links to live footage of a new Incubus song which will presumably appear on the new album. My handle is "Pervis."

Thread: "video clips of a kiss to send us off"

Post 13: Pervis - are any of you using your ears, or are you too infatuated with this band to realize that that song fucking blew. if that's what their new album is gona be like, incubus is dead to me. they havent had a solid album since make yourself. they need to quit trying to experiment and just make a quality album.

Post 14: IncubusRulesAll03 - ...yawn... it sounds like someone's due for a mental competence check..

Post 15: Pervis - lol, clever diction. "mental competence." do you read what you write before you post?

Post 16: IncubusRulesAll03 - Haha! I was just about to ask you the same thing.

Post 17: Pervis - nice comeback, dumbass

Post 18: reservation - are you the guy who has always wanted to become a rock-star but still even cannot play guitar? you sound like you have got some psychological problem...

Post 19: Pervis - lol way to profile me based on a few forum posts. moron

Post 20: reservation - the sience has answers for many ways of behaviour. a person insulting guiltless people is: a) not too smart b) trying to seem cool at the same time being faint-hearted.

Post 21: Pervis - guiltless? you made a rash judgement on my character. i'm the one who's guiltless. i'm just speaking my mind on here and you're getting all butt-hurt cuz you don't agree with me. fucking moron

Post 22: reservation - insulting people without a reason is an alarming symptom...

Post 23: Pervis - i'm insulting you because you're a complete tard for trying to profile my entire character based on a couple posts on an online forum. get it? i'll restate my reasoning for you in case you're not understanding. i'm insulting you because you're a complete tard for trying to profile my entire character based on a couple posts on an online forum.

Post 24: reservation - well, if you read my posts carefully, you will notice that i'm not trying to profile your ENTIRE character. i'm just saying the obvious things - a person who is that agressive without any worthy reason seems to have psychological problems. that's all.

Post 25: Pervis - so now you're saying you weren't just joking around when you said i had psychological problems? you actually believe i do? i think i'll have to ask for a second opinion on this one, seeing as though you're just some scrub on an online forum who knows nothing about the human mind.

Post 26: reservation - well, no need for me to believe in anything about you. and do you really assume that i've got lack of information to establish the evidence? don't flatter yourself, you are not that complex.

Post 27: Pervis - "and do you really assume that i've got lack of information to establish the evidence?" I think what you meant was... "and do you really assume that i've got lack of evidence to establish a claim?" jesus christ are you even in high school yet? i'd like to read an essay written by you. and since you seem to have all the answers regarding my psyche, would you mind telling me why I don't get along with my father? that's really been bugging me lately. thanks.

= = = =

This one was fun for a while but dragged on and on because the guy at the end couldn't realize that he's just a puppet for Incubus. I was just trying to piss him off near the end. The original post had a link for a sound byte from a live Incubus show where they played some unreleased garbage that no one wants to hear.

Thread: OMG YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS!

Post 44: Pervis - what was so special about this clip? this is just the same boring soft rock BS that has been present on their last two albums. i'm tired of incubus putting out albums riddled with soft rock songs and still trying to pass as real rockers. they fucking blow now.

Post 45: reservation - what's so cool about coming to incubus' site and talking shit about them on their forum? if you are tired of them, it's up to you, listen to smth else. they don't try to be "real rockers" they just are what they are.

Post 46: IncubusRulesAll03 - Bravo reservation, bravo. :-)

Post 47: reservation - ooops, did i say smth wrong? should learn to stay calm... but i really get very angry when i hear this. i prefer incubus turning a bit... tranquil (?) instead of seeing adult men acting like teenagers on stage, jumping crazy, breakin equipment and so on....

Post 48: Pervis - if you like tranquil incubus, then you're certainly getting your wish. but have you not noticed how they are trying to please two different crowds? one of them is your crowd, who prefer tranquil, and the other is the older fans who prefer hard rock. make yourself was my all time favorite album for a while, and i've hung around for something similar for two albums, but to no avail. i'm afraid this next one is the last one i'll wait for.

Post 49: reservation - for those you prefer make yourself there is always make yourself. why should they copy their previous albums? yes, they have changed. so what?

Post 50: Pervis - you can only listen to one album so many times. i'm not saying they should copy their old albums i'm saying i'd rather see them return to alt-metal instead of veering into soft rock. just because you stay in the same genre for more than one album doesnt mean you're copying yourself. damn you're slow.

Post 51: reservation - well, it's your opinion. but what if they just don't feel like making the same music they had been making before morning view? is that a crime? why saying "they suck" and so on just because you got tired of their music?

Post 52: Pervis - if they don't feel like making pre-MV music then i won't be a fan for much longer. they suck

Post 53: reservation - oh that's a terrible loss for the band if you are not their fan anymore...

Post 54: Pervis - I know. that's 15 dollars per album that they won't be getting from me. not to mention 25 dollars for every live dvd. oh and the negative feedback which i'll relay to my friends, eliminating any interest they might have in purchasing any new albums. sucks for incubus

Post 55: pins&needles - who gives a fuck. if you dont like it, listen to something else instead of crying about it on their FAN board.

Post 56: Pervis - hey i'm still a fan until i officially find out that their new album sucks.

Post 57: pins&needles - incubus has said time and time again they try something new with every album. so dont expect it to be like make yourself.

Post 58: Pervis - i'm not asking for MY specifically, just some good ol' incubus alt-metal. they've been getting softer and softer with each new album. that is why i am losing interest in the band.

Post 59: pins&needles - oh. well a crow left of the murder wasnt all that soft in my opinion. personally... id like to hear them come out with a mix of songs on their next album- some soft, yeah. but some edgier [like on SCIENCE]. either way though i'll probably still like it.

Post 60: Pervis - "either way though i'll probably still like it." that is exactly what i despise about what incubus is doing. they're abusing their fame. they know they can "experiment," and even if it turns out like dogshit people will still buy into it simply because it was made by incubus. people need to wake up.

Post 61: pins&needles - "either way though i'll probably still like it" ... because i trust by now that they'll come out with something good. every album they've made since fungus amongus i've liked, thats why i'll 'probably' like this album too. and no actually theyre not abusing their fame- they've said from the beginning of their careers they wanted to experiment with their music... they didnt start saying it after they gained their fame. it's all opinion man, so i suggest calming the fuck down.

Post 62: Pervis - here's the thing. before they were famous, they could not afford to experiment the way they are now. do you honestly think that Crow would have been a platinum album had it been their debut? Fuck no. that album is too all over the place to even be placed in a genre. so i repeat myself: they know they can "experiment," and even if it turns out like dogshit people will still buy into it simply because it was made by incubus. people need to wake up.

Post 63: pins&needles - you cant support your claim with hypothetical situations. crow left of the murder was the shit in my opinion- and obviously to lots of others. so again, it's all just opinion. and again... if you dont like it listen to something else. simple as that.

Post 64: Pervis - somehow you're not seeing that the only reason you thought Crow was the shit is because you think incubus is the shit. if incubus was unknown and they released Crow as their first album, you'd think it was mediocre and hard to get into because it doesn't have a consistent sound. simple as that.

Post 65: pins&needles - okay and you're still throwing out hypothetical situations as your defense when it doesnt support anything you're saying. and you're being a bit of a hypocrit. because like you told reservation- you're judging my character from a few posts youve read of mine. so let me help you better understand me: i only buy an album because of the MUSIC. not because of who made it. and just so you know the only musician[s] that i have bought multiple albums from is incubus. that's it. in the rest of my collection, i have no other repeats from the same artist.. and i have a shitload of music by the way. [this time try to respond with nothing hypothetical. i dare you.]

Post 66: Pervis - no, i'm not judging your character, i'm telling you that Crow is dogshit and that you like it because it's by incubus. now, maybe you're the exception in that case, but i meant to speak in general when i said, "if incubus was unknown and they released Crow as their first album, you'd think it was mediocre and hard to get into because it doesn't have a consistent sound." Crow can hardly be called an album. the style from song to song is so different. there is no coherence. that's not to say that some of the songs on it are not outstanding, but as an album it is low quality.

Post 67: pins&needles - last time im going to say this... it's all about opinion. and i respect yours. but i dont suggest bitching and moaning about it here. you're just going to piss more people off.

Post 68: Pervis - No, it's not about opinion. It's about Crow being a low quality album simply because it is so inconsistent. You cannot deny that Crow is an inconsistent album. Once you realize that, you'll realize that the only reason you like it is because incubus made it. End of story. If people get pissed off at me for trying to open their eyes to the fact that they're just puppets then so be it. lol it's been fun. night

Post 69: pins&needles - um. actually it is about opinion- you have yours and i have mine. but anyway, night night. [middle finger pic]

Home

pflanzenfaser@gmail.com