TITLE:  Magnetic (1/1)
AUTHOR:  Phantom Chic
RATING:  PG
CATEGORY:  Humor, S/J
DESCRIPTION:  Sam has fun with Danny's present from Cassie.
SPOILERS:  Can't really think of any...
ARCHIVE:  S&J, Heliopolis, Gate-Philes
DISCLAIMER:  I own nothing.  Everything belongs to
ShowTime, Double Secret Productions  and Gekko
Film Corp.  Please don't sue me, you won't get
anything.
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NOTES:  This was my first SG1 story.  The effects of finals on a warped
college brain...

*****

"Hey, Danny-boy, what're these?"

Danny turned to see Jack and Teal'c looking at the back
of his office door.  Specifically at the set of
magnetic words on the back of the door.  He walked over
behind them.

"They were a gift from Cassie.  They're called Magnetic
Poetry.  I heard about them on-line and mentioned them
to her once.  I think she must have had this set specially
made."

"You don't have much written," Jack commented.  "LOVE
GODDESS...SPACE MONKEY...JUNIOR THE WORM?"

"Cassie wrote that one."

"Come on, you should write something more interesting
with these words."

"Well, why don't you come up with something."

"All right," Jack looked over the scattered words and
smiled.  He then wrote out WHY DOES EVERY PLANET HAVE
THE SAME TREES.  "Your turn Danny."

"You call that interesting?" Danny looked at Jack and
then wrote WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER YOU LOVE HER.

"What's that supposed to mean?  Is that directed at
me?" Jack asked, defensively.  'Does he know how I
feel?  Damn, does everyone?  Does she?'

"Just an innocent comment."

"My turn, O'Neill,"  Teal'c said.  Jack stepped aside
to give him access to the door.  Teal'c worked on his
phrase for several minutes.  When he finished Danny
started laughing.

"Lemme see," Jack said and moved to the other side of
Danny.  He saw Teal'c's masterpiece:  HOW DO YOU LIKE
TO BE KISSED ?  He laughed, "Great Teal'c."

Just then there was a knock at the door.  "Hey, guys,"
Janet pushed the door open a ways as they stepped back. 
"It's midnight.  You ready to go?  Where's Sam?"

"She's late," Danny said.  "I think she may be working
for awhile, maybe we should go ahead.  I'll leave a
note."

They all agreed and Danny wrote the note and taped it
to the door.  No one saw it fall off after they closed
the door, or saw it land face down as they walked off
talking and laughing as they filled Janet in on the fun
they had had with Cassie's gift.

*****

Sam was bored.  She was supposed to be meeting Janet
and SG1 in Daniel's office to go out for drinks.  They
were supposed to meet at midnight.  Se had been a few
minutes late, but when she got there she found the
office empty.  It was already 00:30 hours and there was
no sign of them.  She glanced at her watch..  She began
to wonder if they'd left without her.

"Five more minutes and then I'm going home."  She
realized she was talking to herself.  "Oh, I've been
working too long.  I must be getting punchy."

She sighed and did another circle of the room. 
Something on the back of the door caught her eye.

"What the..."

She closed the door most of the way, stopping just
short of letting it latch.  On the back were a number
of small, white, magnetic rectangles.  Each one had a
word or punctuation mark written on it.  There were a
few phrases spelled out, and a number of other words
scattered around the upper surface of the door.  One
long phrase caught her eye.  Someone had written out
HOW DO YOU LIKE TO BE KISSED ?

She smiled, wondering who had done it.  'Probably
Jack,' she thought.  Suddenly she had an impulse to put
up a message.  'Must be the fatigue.  Oh, well, what
can it hurt.'

She looked over the other words on the door until four
caught her attention.  With an evil grin she positioned
them together below the question.  Then looked at her
watch again.

"00:45.  That's it, I'm leaving."  She headed home to
get some sleep.

*****

Danny walked into the infirmary the next morning to
find Janet, Jack, and Teal'c talking about the previous
night's revels and speculating on where Sam had gotten
to.  "Hey, guys.  Come have a look at  what I found in my
office."  They exchanged glances but followed him. 
When they reached his office, he took them in and
closed the door.  They all looked at the magnetic words
on the back of the door.  There, under the question
Teal'c had written the previous night, was an answer: 
HOT AND WILD SIR.

"Who wrote that?" Janet looked around at the men of
SG1.

Danny shrugged,  "That's what I wondered.  I thought
maybe one of you did it last night and I didn't see it."  All
three of them shook there heads negatively.  "Well,
then the only one I can think of who would have been in
my office between last night and this morning is..."  He
trailed off realizing the implications.

"Sam," Janet finished.

She, Teal'c and Danny turned to look at Jack.  He had
an odd expression on his face as he suddenly opened the
door and rushed out the room.  They exchanged glances. 
"Gee, where do you think he's going?" Danny said with a
wry grin.

*****

Sam was in her lab dropping off her coat when she heard
someone coming up behind her.  She turned to see Jack standing
in the doorway.  "Sir?"

He stepped in and closed the door behind him.  "Were
you in Danny's office last night?"

"Yes, I waited for you guys for 45 minutes before I
decided to go home.  Where were you guys, Sir?"

"Jack."  He said, ignoring her question.

"All right, Jack."  She tried to decipher the look in on
his face, but realized that it was a look she hadn't
seen before.

"You saw the magnetic messages on Danny's door?"

"Yes, Si...Jack."  She paused, "Who wrote it?"  She knew
he would know which one he was referring to.

"Teal'c."  Ignoring the surprise that flashed across
her face, he pressed forward.  "Did you mean that?"

Flustered, she looked down, "I..."  She looked up and
found herself looking directly into his eyes.

Finally Jack couldn't take it anymore.  Closing the
distance between them, her drew her to him and kissed
her passionately.  To both of their surprise, she
kissed him back with just as much passion.  Finally,
they broke apart.

He looked into her eyes, and saw the same love shining
there that he knew must be in his own.  He grinned,
"How was that?"

"Remind me to thank Teal'c," she said as she leaned in
and kissed him again.

*****
The End