TITLE:  The Memo
AUTHOR:  Phantom Chic
RATING:  PG
CATEGORY:  Humor, D/J
DESCRIPTION:  Hammond gets a memo about Danny.
SEASON:  4th, post-Small Victories
SPOILERS:  Small Victories
ARCHIVE:  DJA, Heliopolis
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NOTES:  My first attempt at entirely D/J.  Short and hopefully funny. 
Special thanks to Becca for the fast beta.

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MEMORANDUM
To:  General George Hammond
From:  Dr. Mackenzie
Date:  June 30th, 2000
Re:  The mental state of Dr. Daniel Jackson, SG-1

A most distressing matter has come to my attention in my most
recent round of routine psychological evaluations regarding Dr.
Daniel Jackson of SG-1.  In examination of Dr. Jackson's medical
records for the past four years, I have discovered that Dr. Jackson
has developed a most disturbing propensity for injury and illness
both on missions and on base.  After reviewing the transcripts of
past sessions with Dr. Jackson, I have reached the conclusion that
Dr. Jackson has developed deep feelings for Dr. Janet Fraiser.  It is
my professional opinion that Dr. Jackson's penchant for injury and
illness is due to a subconscious desire to spend time in her care.  In
my opinion, his recent bout of appendicitis was instigated
psychosomatically and is merely the latest manifestation of this
desire.  Due to the escalating nature of this condition, I can
positively state that Dr. Jackson is fast becoming a danger to
himself and others.  Particularly as his injuries on missions often
endanger the lives and safety of his team.  If this condition
continues unchecked, Dr. Jackson will soon become a liability, not
only to his team, but to the whole of the Stargate program.  As
therapy is unlikely to be effective in resolving this condition, I find
myself with no option but to recommend a highly unorthodox
method of treatment.  As Dr. Jackson is a civilian and in no way
associated with Dr. Fraiser in the chain of command, I find no
regulatory reason why a relationship between the two would be
disruptive to the operation of the program.  Additionally, I have
found in my routine psychological evaluations of Dr. Fraiser, that
Dr. Jackson's feelings appear to be reciprocated.  I, therefore,
recommend that unofficial actions be immediately undertaken to
bring these issues to a satisfactory conclusion, which should prove
mutually beneficial to both Dr. Jackson and Dr. Fraiser.  I believe
that Dr. Jackson's team would be both amenable to and useful in the
accomplishment of this task.  I leave the specifics of actions to be
taken in regard to this matter entirely to your discretion.